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Re: best clarinet/musician jokes

Author: Ralph Katz
Date: 2003-04-07 20:03

"-How many Juilliard students does it take to change a lightbulb?

I heard Ed's joke as a 3-part one:

How many Eastman students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two - one to change the bulb, and one to say "I could have done that."

How many Curtis students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two - one to change the bulb, and one to say "I could have done that better."

How many Julliard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two - one to change the bulb, and one to kick the chair out from under the first one.

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