Author: Benni
Date: 2003-04-05 16:39
How many jazz musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, really - First, they realize that they can't afford a new lightbulb, so one of them says, "Don't worry, man, we'll just fake the changes!"
What's the difference between a insert musician here and a bond?
One matures and earns money.
(I've heard that one with so many various musicians, I though I'd let you decide  )
(This one only works if you're familiar with the grading scale of Superior, Excellent, Good, etc.:)
A school jazz band is playing their Duke Ellington program before a panel of judges. The band wasn't together at places and the soloists were a bit timid. Also, their intonation wasn't great. The next day, the band members asked the director how they did. The director replied, "We got a Good, and ain't that bad!"
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