Author: Ralph G
Date: 2003-04-04 17:15
There was a similar thread sometime back, but here's another one:
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The viola player was down on his luck and desperate. So he decides to kidnap a kid for ransom money. So he stakes out this house and one night goes in and kidnaps the owner’s kid. Everything goes well until he gets the kid back to his hideout, when he realizes he didn’t leave a ransom note. What to do? He hits on an ingenious idea: he’ll send the kid back to his dad with the ransom note.
Off to home he send the kid with the ransom note. And, sure enough, a few hours later the kid comes back with a bagful of money, with a note attached from the father that read, “Here’s your filthy money. And I gotta tell you, this is a rotten thing for one violist to do to another.”
(This was originally an Aggie joke -- Gig’em!))
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