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 Crappy Clarinet Images...
Author: Chris P 
Date:   2022-04-25 21:49
Attachment:  clarinettish.png (374k)

I just saw this image of a clarinet on facebook - see attachment.

Imagine trying to play it!

If you find any other images of crappy clarinets, post them on here for a laugh.

Former oboe finisher
Howarth of London
1998 - 2010

The opinions I express are my own.

Post Edited (2022-04-25 21:51)

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 Re: Crappy Clarinet Images...
Author: JTJC 
Date:   2022-04-26 19:09

That’s probably the equivalent of what I’d come up with if I was asked to draw a bassoon.

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 Re: Crappy Clarinet Images...
Author: SunnyDaze 
Date:   2022-04-26 22:58

That's hilarious. :-)

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 Re: Crappy Clarinet Images...
Author: ACCA 
Date:   2022-04-27 11:40
Attachment:  2022-04-27 08_40_00-Clipboard.png (73k)

Well imagine getting "clarinet" lessons from this guy!

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 Re: Crappy Clarinet Images...
Author: kilo 
Date:   2022-04-27 14:00





Post Edited (2022-04-27 14:17)

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 Re: Crappy Clarinet Images...
Author: Chris P 
Date:   2022-04-28 01:01

It's got worms!

Former oboe finisher
Howarth of London
1998 - 2010

The opinions I express are my own.

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 Re: Crappy Clarinet Images...
Author: Luuk 2017
Date:   2022-04-29 12:26



Regards,

Luuk
Philips Symphonic Band
The Netherlands

Post Edited (2022-04-29 12:37)

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 Re: Crappy Clarinet Images...
Author: Luuk 2017
Date:   2022-04-29 12:31



Regards,

Luuk
Philips Symphonic Band
The Netherlands

Post Edited (2022-04-29 12:37)

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 Re: Crappy Clarinet Images...
Author: Luuk 2017
Date:   2022-04-29 12:35
Attachment:  Google.20220429.jpg (46k)

Google today, commemorating the 100th birthday of the late Belgian jazz musician Toots Thielemans.

A strange instrument with finger holes and keywork at the top right.

Toots did not play clarinet, but harmonica and guitar. And he was also known for his virtuous whistling. He played with Billy Joel, Paul Simon, John Denver and many others.

Regards,

Luuk
Philips Symphonic Band
The Netherlands

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 Re: Crappy Clarinet Images...
Author: Chris P 
Date:   2022-04-29 15:22

Modern artistic licence is definitely up there!

Here's Georges Braque's 'Clarinet and Bottle of Rum on Mantlepiece' where the clarinet looks more like a shawm (and I can't make out the bottle of rum).

https://www.tate.org.uk/art/images/work/T/T02/T02318_10.jpg

Former oboe finisher
Howarth of London
1998 - 2010

The opinions I express are my own.

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 Re: Crappy Clarinet Images...
Author: Hurstfarm 
Date:   2022-04-30 00:46
Attachment:  F8939F6B-B319-4064-8450-2CD5A6028CDB.jpeg (19k)

Here’s a rare instrument developed for a player with 6 digits on their right hand, and who uses the uncommon “double cheek” embouchure with the mouthpiece rotated through 90 degrees so the reed is vertical. I believe this may be an early prototype, as later versions avoided the need for the right hand to “bridge” the side keys. Also the intonation on this model suffers from the throat A hole being uncovered at all times.

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 Re: Crappy Clarinet Images...
Author: Hurstfarm 
Date:   2022-04-30 00:53

Chris posted “I can’t make out the bottle of rum”. On the evidence available my guess is that it was consumed by the painter.

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 Re: Crappy Clarinet Images...
Author: Neil 
Date:   2022-04-30 03:12
Attachment:  Sabotage.PNG (525k)

This story came out on Yahoo a few years back. You'd think the guy would have noticed.

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