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Author: SteveG_CT
Date: 2011-03-21 18:40
I'd suggest that the bass clarinet is much more likely to cause severe lightness of the wallet than severe injury.
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Author: concertmaster3
Date: 2011-03-21 19:43
but isn't wallet lightness a severe injury? lol
Ron Ford
Woodwind Specialist
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http://www.RonFordMusic.com
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Author: Ed Palanker
Date: 2011-03-22 00:51
I've been warned years ago but I like to live on the edge. My daughter gave me a shirt for xmas that says, "Touch my bass clarinet and I'll kill you" It's a wild ride once you open the case. ESP http://eddiesclarinet.com
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Author: davyd
Date: 2011-03-22 03:37
How is the injury inflicted? By the instrument, or by its owner?
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Author: Kontra
Date: 2011-03-22 04:15
I have a sticker, although I have yet to put on my case, that says
!! WARNING !!
Avoid Serious Injury, keep your hands off my clarinet!
And pictured is someone playing the clarinet with another guy swinging a bat behind him...
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Author: justme
Date: 2011-03-22 07:22
"And pictured is someone playing the clarinet with another guy swinging a bat behind him..."
Dang!
Is he really playing that bad?!
Just Me
"A critic is like a eunuch: he knows exactly how it ought to be done."
CLARINET, n.
An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears. There are two instruments that are worse than a clarinet -- two clarinets
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