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 Bass Clarinet Warning
Author: Ken Shaw 2017
Date:   2011-03-21 14:08
Attachment:  Danger.doc (123k)

For Ed and other aficionados.

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 Re: Bass Clarinet Warning
Author: BassClarinetBaby 
Date:   2011-03-21 15:14

Haha, oh I love this. Thanks for sharing!

Never Bb, sometimes B#, and always B natural! ♫♪

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 Re: Bass Clarinet Warning
Author: kilo 
Date:   2011-03-21 15:48

Too late for me. I've developed an addiction.

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 Re: Bass Clarinet Warning
Author: SteveG_CT 
Date:   2011-03-21 18:40

I'd suggest that the bass clarinet is much more likely to cause severe lightness of the wallet than severe injury.

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 Re: Bass Clarinet Warning
Author: concertmaster3 
Date:   2011-03-21 19:43

but isn't wallet lightness a severe injury? lol

Ron Ford
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 Re: Bass Clarinet Warning
Author: Ed Palanker 
Date:   2011-03-22 00:51

I've been warned years ago but I like to live on the edge. My daughter gave me a shirt for xmas that says, "Touch my bass clarinet and I'll kill you" It's a wild ride once you open the case. ESP http://eddiesclarinet.com

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 Re: Bass Clarinet Warning
Author: davyd 
Date:   2011-03-22 03:37

How is the injury inflicted? By the instrument, or by its owner?

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 Re: Bass Clarinet Warning
Author: Kontra 
Date:   2011-03-22 04:15

I have a sticker, although I have yet to put on my case, that says

!! WARNING !!
Avoid Serious Injury, keep your hands off my clarinet!

And pictured is someone playing the clarinet with another guy swinging a bat behind him...

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 Re: Bass Clarinet Warning
Author: justme 
Date:   2011-03-22 07:22

"And pictured is someone playing the clarinet with another guy swinging a bat behind him..."

Dang!

Is he really playing that bad?!


Just Me





"A critic is like a eunuch: he knows exactly how it ought to be done."

CLARINET, n.
An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears. There are two instruments that are worse than a clarinet -- two clarinets

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