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Author: bob gardner
Date: 2002-10-25 18:25
Did you blow your horn or anything?
> > >A: After the accident?
> > >Q: Before the accident.
> > >A: Sure, I played for 10 years. I even went to school for it.
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Author: William
Date: 2002-10-25 19:38
Why did the clarinetist place the case on the dashboard????
>>>For parking in handicapped zones.
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Author: Bob Arney
Date: 2002-10-25 20:54
William, I don't get this? Please explain! Or do I really want to know?
Bob A
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Author: Brian
Date: 2002-10-25 21:57
Bob...it's a question concerning a car horn but the horn player thinks it is a question about his instrument...I think!
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Author: Synonymous Botch
Date: 2002-10-25 22:51
Explaining a joke makes it disappear.
Sort of like Gov't budget surplus...
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Author: GBK
Date: 2002-10-26 00:49
"...budget surplus..."
Just another oxymoron, which should be properly placed in the same category as "temporary tax increase." ...GBK
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Author: bob gardner
Date: 2002-10-26 01:58
in california if you are handicapped the state give you a sign to put on your dash so you can park in special areas.
So if you play a clarinet you can put it on your dash and the police will know that you have a handicap.
now does it make sense.
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Author: Bob Arney
Date: 2002-10-26 02:28
Yep, here (Iowa) we have special license plates for the handicapped. None have clarinets embossed on them (only bassoons).
Bob A
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Author: Mark Charette
Date: 2002-10-26 02:32
Bob Arney wrote:
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> None have clarinets embossed on them (only
> bassoons).
Hmmm. Didn't know that handicapped included 8 fingers and 4 thumbs.
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Author: Morrigan
Date: 2002-10-26 03:53
Was it the case on the dashboard or the reeds in the glove box??
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Author: JMcAulay
Date: 2002-10-26 04:39
Gee, I never thought of that... if I should have my blue placard hanging from the mirror *and* a clarinet case on the seat, if a cop sees both, he might just try to take my keys away. I'm sure there's such a thing as being entirely *too* handicapped.
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Author: Jim S.
Date: 2002-10-26 21:49
Hey! That's the accordian joke. People actually steal clarinets. (I've heard.)
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