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RE: The Woes of Being a Clarinet Player

Author: Dick Vigorous
Date: 2000-07-12 11:32

A. Person wrote:
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Reading D... V....... posts
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Aww, I'm crushed. How can ya dis yer greatest fan? Ya know, really, clarinet players oughta think about this, 'cause yer always complainin' there ain't enough work fer ya. Well, ya got this great audience just waitin'! When I was readin' Lelia's mind this a.m., I noticed she was readin' this Washington Post article, on page 3,

http://www.washingtonpost.com

where it tells how good us rats is doin'. Hey, we outnumbers the peoples nine to one in New York City! Nice photo of some handsome big rats dinin' out in a real fat garbage bag. That's 70 million rats that just love the clarinet. How come ya even bother with a human audience?! They even put up signs all over New York to warn us where the rat poison is laid down. Now that's a terrible thing. They gone and murdered 43,000 of us in the last year. I say we need a protest campaign about them murders an' here's my theme song: "New York, New York, what a horrible town! The crime rate's up an' the mayor is a clown!" Make New York safe for rodents, kick out them raticidal geeks with the poison, bring on them clarinets, and let's party!

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