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Author: rsholmes
Date: 2007-04-14 18:07
Must've been a year or so ago I lost my Legere bass clarinet reed. Drove me nuts. I looked everywhere. We had a couple of red squirrels hiding in our house in those days (don't laugh) and I began to suspect one of them had made off with it for nefarious squirrelly purposes.
The other day my wife was cleaning the big overstuffed chair and down under the cushion in a crevace she found my reed. Basically we'd been sitting on it for the past year.
It looked fine. No squirrelly tooth marks or anything. I put it on my mouthpiece and tried it -- it worked fine.
Sturdy reed there.
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Author: sfalexi
Date: 2007-04-14 18:34
Where's the kleenex when you need it . . . sniff sniff!
This story ranks right up there with "It's a wonderful life" in my book!
US Army Japan Band
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Author: bob49t
Date: 2007-04-14 20:30
That reed will now play beautifully from the "bottom" up.
c'mon you skilful people....... this surely calls for a Limerick.
RT
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Author: Jack Kissinger
Date: 2007-04-14 22:45
He lost his beloved Legere.
T'was missing for over a year,
Suspected a pest
who stole it to nest.
But no ... It was under his rear!
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Author: GBK
Date: 2007-04-15 01:30
One day his favorite Legere,
Vanished right out of thin air.
So as not to obsess,
And save all future stress,
Never buy one - get a pair.
...GBK
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Author: Mags1957
Date: 2007-04-15 02:20
His lost Legere was his bain;
He searched for it long, though in vain.
When out of thin air
it appeared 'neath his chair
forget it - I'll just stick to cane!
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Author: Jack Kissinger
Date: 2007-04-15 02:33
Ah, plastic reeds. Why would you choose them?
Their cost makes you surly to lose them.
But when they are missed,
take comfort from this:
not even the squirrelly can use them.
Post Edited (2007-04-15 19:05)
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