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Author: tictactux ★2017
Date: 2006-04-01 11:38
The day befoe yesterday I had a very strange dream.
I was - as a parent - attending the semestral concert of our daughter's music school (elementary schools have no concept of bands here, that has been outsourced).
Anyhow, it was an impressive lineup of instruments:
Flutes, recorders, two alto saxes, a soprano sax, three bassoons, two oboes, a number of trumpets, cornets, trombones and the like (I only saw lots of shiny bells), pianos, accordions, guitars, strings in all variations, percussion - the works.
But not a single clarinet.
I wonder what that means.
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Ben
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Author: larryb
Date: 2006-04-01 12:23
you fear impotence
(that's what you get for posting your dreams - you might as well put naked pictures of yourself on "Myspace")
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Author: Alseg
Date: 2006-04-01 13:20
What did you eat/drink before retiring for the night?
Former creator of CUSTOM CLARINET TUNING BARRELS by DR. ALLAN SEGAL
-Where the Sound Matters Most(tm)-
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Author: Bob Phillips
Date: 2006-04-01 13:21
We need to campaign to get clarinet added to the endangered instruments list.
Bob Phillips
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Author: tictactux ★2017
Date: 2006-04-01 14:40
What did you eat/drink before retiring for the night?
Bamboo sprouts.
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Ben
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Author: Liquorice
Date: 2006-04-01 21:07
You fear that your daughter's musical abilities will outshine your own.
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Author: tictactux ★2017
Date: 2006-04-01 21:11
You fear that your daughter's musical abilities will outshine your own.
Oh well, there's not much to outshine. And kids learn at an enviable pace.
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Ben
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Author: GBK
Date: 2006-04-01 21:52
tictactus wrote:
> Anyhow, it was an impressive lineup of instruments:
> Flutes, recorders, two alto saxes, a soprano sax, three bassoons,
> two oboes, a number of trumpets, cornets, trombones and the like
> (I only saw lots of shiny bells), pianos, accordions, guitars,
> strings in all variations, percussion - the works.
> But not a single clarinet.
> I wonder what that means.
You were probably seeing the future popularity of the clarinet ...GBK
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Author: Synonymous Botch
Date: 2006-04-02 14:28
When all the school kids are named either Jordan or Taylor, only the trumpet and flute will be represented in recital.
Personally, I think you earn one "Get out of a boring family event" for every night you sit through yet another Harry Potter extravaganza...
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Author: David Peacham
Date: 2006-04-02 21:59
It means that your music school has realised that our generation is over-supplied with clarinet players, and needs oboists and bassoonists.
Send them to Burnham, we need them.
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If there are so many people on this board unwilling or unable to have a civil and balanced discussion about important issues, then I shan't bother to post here any more.
To the great relief of many of you, no doubt.
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