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 Weird/Stupid Dream
Author: Drenkier_1 
Date:   2005-07-10 19:41

I had the weirdest dream last night. I had a dream I was on a deserted island and I was looking for a way off it when suddenly I find a treasure chest. I opened the treasure chest and I find tons of Kaspar and Chedville mouthpieces inside it. Before I could decide what to do with the mouthpieces I wake up at 5am wondering what had happened. It took about an hour for me to fall back asleep for some odd reason so I just watched something on TV.
Weird dream...

Kevin Collins

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 Re: Weird/Stupid Dream
Author: bflatclarinetist 
Date:   2005-07-10 20:10

Someone's obsessed about Mouthpieces!

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 Re: Weird/Stupid Dream
Author: ClarinetConnoisseur 
Date:   2005-07-10 21:25

I've had weird dreams before big competitions or auditions. Mine are mostly about chair placement. I did have one dream where I found this secret room, and it had every type of clarinet imaginable! Then I woke up, and I was utterly devastated! So I practiced!

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 Re: Weird/Stupid Dream
Author: Bob Phillips 
Date:   2005-07-10 22:19

Yeah, Conno, I've seen that room. Tonyt Pay keeps his collection in it.

My last music nightmare: I missed a repeat in public and alienated my colleagues. Opps, that happened while I should have been awake. SIGH

Bob Phillips

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 Re: Weird/Stupid Dream
Author: GBK 
Date:   2005-07-10 22:42

I had a terrible nightmare where I co-moderated a clarinet bulletin board and had to read through thousands of self-aggrandizing, insecure, and trite postings disecting the smallest minutiae of clarinet playing, each and every day - GBK



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 Re: Weird/Stupid Dream
Author: GoatTnder 
Date:   2005-07-10 22:49

I had a great dream where I was playing a clarinet solo. The piece sounded beautiful (if I do sleepily say so myself). The only thing I can remember is that it ends on a pianissimo throat A-flat. I usually sleep with a radio softly playing the local classical station (105.1 KMZT, Los Angeles), so when I woke up just after the dream, I checked to see if it had just played. No luck. I couldn't recognize what it was, so I'm guessing I was composing in my sleep. Man if only it worked while I was awake.

Andres Cabrera
South Bay Wind Ensemble
sbwe@sbmusic.org

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 Re: Weird/Stupid Dream
Author: hartt 
Date:   2005-07-10 23:51

were they new or used mouthpieces ????

you mentioned........"tons"........that implies plural. SO let's assume 2 tons and new. (Must have been one heck of a size treasure chest !!!!!)
if a mp weighs oh say 6 ounces, then your find was 10, 666 mp's .
YIKES !!!! that b worth a fortune......assuming $200 each, you could sell them for $2, 133,220. .....assuming you could find buyers. However, flooding the market with that many mp's would bring the prices down...........etc, etc.


now go practice

regards
dennis

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 Re: Weird/Stupid Dream
Author: RodRubber 
Date:   2005-07-11 03:33

I had a dream that a hamburger was eating me



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 Re: Weird/Stupid Dream
Author: Clarinetgirl06 
Date:   2005-07-11 04:10

I had a dream about All-State chairs for next year and I got 3rd chair in my dream but our first chair of the Bb soprano clarinet section was a bass clarinet player who was playing the bass clarinet in the 1st chair Bb soprano spot who normally plays tenor sax. It was really weird.



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 Re: Weird/Stupid Dream
Author: Bob A 
Date:   2005-07-12 03:35

Hey GoatTnder, It's funny but I had the same dream and where you said "so I'm guessing I was composing in my sleep", I heard this horrible throat rattling sound so, at my age I guess I'm DECOMPOSING in my sleep.
Bob A.

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 Re: Weird/Stupid Dream
Author: GoatTnder 
Date:   2005-07-12 05:40

Ha! Or maybe it was a really modern piece with prepared clarinet?

Andres Cabrera
South Bay Wind Ensemble
sbwe@sbmusic.org

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 Re: Weird/Stupid Dream
Author: Synonymous Botch 
Date:   2005-07-13 01:16

My Desert Island dream involves two tons of SPAM and only one bottle of Tobasco...

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 Re: Weird/Stupid Dream
Author: diz 
Date:   2005-07-13 01:49

Glenn!!! you make me laugh, but if the kitchen gets too hot I'm sure you'd take up knitting ...

Without music, the world would be grey, very grey.

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 Re: Weird/Stupid Dream
Author: jez 
Date:   2005-07-13 12:28

I once had an awful dream that I was playing 2nd clarinet in Elgar's 'Dream of Gerontius'
Sadly I woke up and found that I was!

jez

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 Re: Weird/Stupid Dream
Author: Lelia Loban 2017
Date:   2005-07-13 20:12

I used to have a recurring nightmare in which I was back in high school, in a seat jump. In real life, I played in the high school orchestra, but in the dream, the orchestra had a huge clarinet section, as if it were a concert band. The director asked everybody else to play a passage from one of the pieces we'd been rehearsing. When it was my turn, he passed me a handwritten page by a composer I'd never heard of, in a completely unfamiliar notation system that looked like some sort of abstract mathematical formula. Generally I woke up at that point, but once in a while I would try to fake my way through the audition, with invariably disastrous results. Oddly enough, I never did simply hand the sheet back and ask the director if he had given me a math problem by mistake!

Lelia
http://www.scoreexchange.com/profiles/Lelia_Loban
To hear the audio, click on the "Scorch Plug-In" box above the score.

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 Re: Weird/Stupid Dream
Author: Don Poulsen 
Date:   2005-07-13 22:00

I've often had dreams where the music in front of me looked like lines of abstract colored designs and I had a terrible time reading/interpretting it. I've noticed that, seemingly as I have become a little more confident in my musical abilities, the notation in my dreams has become actual music and that I'm often capable of playing it.

And haven't we all had the dream where we are about to perform a piece and it turns out to be something we are totally unfamiliar with? The musical version of the dream where you are about to take a test in school and you realize that you haven't been attending the classes.

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 Re: Weird/Stupid Dream
Author: diz 
Date:   2005-07-13 22:37

jez - Dream of Gerontius is not my favourite Elgar work so I have to agree with you here (I'm assuming you just don't like it?). I think his clarinet writting in the two wonderful symphonies is an entirely different proposition, don't you think?

Without music, the world would be grey, very grey.

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 Re: Weird/Stupid Dream
Author: ned 
Date:   2005-07-13 22:56

''I had a terrible nightmare where I co-moderated a clarinet bulletin board and had to read through thousands of self-aggrandizing, insecure, and trite postings disecting the smallest minutiae of clarinet playing, each and every day - GBK''

And, nothing's ever going to change.

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 Re: Weird/Stupid Dream
Author: Aussie Nick 
Date:   2005-07-17 15:43

I had a dream just the other night that I was running around the concert hall and foyer completely naked after a concert trying to find my clothes because someone had stolen them from the dressing rooms. Strangely enough, I seemed to rather enjoy it (in the dream!)

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