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Author: diz 
Date:   2004-04-22 01:35

The afternoon drive announcer on Classic-FM told a rather amusing saxophone joke which I feel compelled to share:

What's the difference between a saxophone and a lawn-mower?

The grip.

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 Re: Short Cut ...
Author: GBK 
Date:   2004-04-22 02:17

Diz...

Let's not forget the alternate versions of the same joke:


What's the difference between a saxophone and a lawn mower?

1. Lawn mowers sound better in small ensembles.

2. The neighbors are upset if you borrow a lawnmower and don't return it.

3. The exhaust. ... GBK

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 Re: Short Cut ...
Author: sdr 
Date:   2004-04-22 02:39

And, you can tune a lawnmower.

-sdr

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 Re: Short Cut ...
Author: george 
Date:   2004-04-22 02:45

vibrato

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 Re: Short Cut ...
Author: William 
Date:   2004-04-22 14:03

At least, with a lawnmower, you can aways "cut it".

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 Re: Short Cut ...
Author: Phat Cat 
Date:   2004-04-22 18:01

None if the lawn mower hits a cow



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 Re: Short Cut ...
Author: Synonymous Botch 
Date:   2004-04-22 21:15

Why is it worse to have a car accident with a deer than a clarinet player?

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 Re: Short Cut ...
Author: Tom J. 
Date:   2004-04-23 00:14

Q: What is the difference between sax player Kenny G. and a vacuum cleaner?
A: You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.

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 Re: Short Cut ...
Author: Mark Pinner 
Date:   2004-04-24 06:44

Also most "clarinettists", although they have high opinions of their sax playing ability, wouldn't know which end of one to blow!

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