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Author: diz
Date: 2004-04-22 01:35
The afternoon drive announcer on Classic-FM told a rather amusing saxophone joke which I feel compelled to share:
What's the difference between a saxophone and a lawn-mower?
The grip.
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Author: GBK
Date: 2004-04-22 02:17
Diz...
Let's not forget the alternate versions of the same joke:
What's the difference between a saxophone and a lawn mower?
1. Lawn mowers sound better in small ensembles.
2. The neighbors are upset if you borrow a lawnmower and don't return it.
3. The exhaust. ... GBK
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Author: Tom J.
Date: 2004-04-23 00:14
Q: What is the difference between sax player Kenny G. and a vacuum cleaner?
A: You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
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Author: Mark Pinner
Date: 2004-04-24 06:44
Also most "clarinettists", although they have high opinions of their sax playing ability, wouldn't know which end of one to blow!
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