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Author: Jon
Date: 2004-06-21 19:18
ok i heard tis joke about saxaphones. ok here it is.
whats the difference between a lawn mower and a saxaphone??
-you can tune a lawn mower. hehehaha
hope this made your day.i know i am a band geek
musically yours,
Jon
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Author: Carolyn
Date: 2004-06-21 19:56
I was told a similar joke once...
What's the difference between a saxophone player and a lawnmower?
A lawnmower cuts grass, and a saxophone player smokes it.
Aren't stereotypes wonderful?
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Author: Joel Clifton
Date: 2004-06-21 21:10
What is the definition of a minor second?
Two saxophones playing in unison.
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Author: Derek
Date: 2004-06-24 01:22
this showed up on the "tip of the day" for the Mozart program:
Gentleman: one who knows how to play saxophone but refrains from doing so.
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Author: Erica
Date: 2004-06-24 13:32
Here's one for clarinetists that some may have heard before...
How many clarinetists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One... but he/she goes through a whole box before he/she finds one!
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Author: Carolyn
Date: 2004-06-25 01:44
How many first chair trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10. One to screw in the light bulb, and 9 to say how they could have done it much better.
How many jazz musicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to contemplate how John Coltrane would have done it.
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Author: Joseph Williams
Date: 2004-06-25 15:21
My riddle is similar to the first one by "Carolyn".
"You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish. Get It!
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Author: Erica
Date: 2004-06-25 20:12
Awesome jokes, guys. I just found this site for more humor!
http://www.mit.edu/people/jcb/jokes/
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Author: Timmy G.
Date: 2004-07-03 21:15
Gentlerman- Not beating the crap out of you for making that joke.
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Author: Lindsay
Date: 2004-09-17 20:24
Our asst. band director told us the first chair trumpet one... Well actually he told the trumpet section that.
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