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Re: Buffet to Selmer switch?

Author: David Spiegelthal ★2017
Date: 2016-03-29 00:38

Anyone contemplating switching away from Buffets should be aware that the Buffet Mafia knows all, and does not take lightly the abandonment of their Precious Brand. If you switch, it is strongly recommended that you retain a full-time Security Staff to protect you, including bomb-sniffing dogs. Also, keep a Buffet clarinet visible on stage (perhaps on an extra floor peg) as a decoy should there be Buffet Mafiosi in the audience looking to rub out performers such as yourself who have become unfaithful to the Big B Brand.

This is a serious matter. You have been warned.

Post Edited (2016-03-29 19:17)

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