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 Clarinet mistaken for shotgun
Author: derf5585 
Date:   2014-10-18 02:56

Mistaken report, Clemens Road: At 4:02 p.m. Oct 16, someone called police and said a there was a man in the woods with a shotgun. The shotgun turned out to be a clarinet being played by a New York man who was staying the area.
from
http://www.cleveland.com/westlake/index.ssf/2014/10/clarinet_mistaken_for_shotgun.html

fsbsde@yahoo.com

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 Re: Clarinet mistaken for shotgun
Author: wanabe 
Date:   2014-10-19 11:37

Was he white or did the police shoot him?

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 Re: Clarinet mistaken for shotgun
Author: tictactux 2017
Date:   2014-10-19 11:43
Attachment:  _20141019_094248.JPG (301k)

...like this? ;-)

--
Ben

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 Re: Clarinet mistaken for shotgun
Author: Ed Palanker 
Date:   2014-10-19 17:16

I always said playing clarinet was a blast.

ESP eddiesclarinet.com

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 Re: Clarinet mistaken for shotgun
Author: fskelley 
Date:   2014-10-19 19:29
Attachment:  herbie_mann_our_man.jpg (57k)

Flute players could get in trouble also.

Some of you are too young to know this is a reference to the spy film "Our Man Flint" with James Coburn, that itself was a parody of James Bond.

Stan in Orlando

EWI 4000S with modifications

Post Edited (2014-10-19 19:32)

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 Re: Clarinet mistaken for shotgun
Author: derf5585 
Date:   2014-10-20 03:26

Our Mann Flute was the music in the beginning on Our Man Flint

Here is the youtube album cover with the flute fitted with a scope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Vbvy2uTI7T4

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 Re: Clarinet mistaken for shotgun
Author: fskelley 
Date:   2014-10-20 04:36

Excellent, somebody knows more about it than I do, thanks. I owned that album as a teenager (I bought Pete Fountain, Al Hirt, Boots Randolph, and Floyd Cramer LP's when all my friends were buying Beatles and Led Zeppelin, LOL). But I never knew (or I'd forgotten) that Herbie Mann played for the movie.

Stan in Orlando

EWI 4000S with modifications

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 Re: Clarinet mistaken for shotgun
Author: derf5585 
Date:   2014-10-20 09:57

If you want to see more instruments turned into weapons watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=NXbducqxAG0

fsbsde@yahoo.com

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 Re: Clarinet mistaken for shotgun
Author: Ed Palanker 
Date:   2014-10-20 17:48

I can't imagine how bad their tone was if it was confused with a shot gun blast.
:-)

ESP eddiesclarinet.com

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 Re: Clarinet mistaken for shotgun
Author: DavidBlumberg 
Date:   2014-10-20 19:47

So if someone breaks in, I'll also have my Clarinet in my other hand, just in case I need to do a "New York Reload" ;)

http://www.SkypeClarinetLessons.com


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 Re: Clarinet mistaken for shotgun
Author: fskelley 
Date:   2014-10-20 20:35

Maybe our military needs to rethink whether their bands might be useful on the front lines, after all.

Stan in Orlando

EWI 4000S with modifications

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 Re: Clarinet mistaken for shotgun
Author: BartHx 
Date:   2014-10-20 22:33

If I remember correctly, it was either Shelly Berman or Bob Newhart who had a routine about a "skinny kid with a pipe" (Norman Rockwell) painting backdrops for George Washington's army to make it look like they had many more soldiers than they actually had. I wonder if he painted them carrying clarinets?

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 Re: Clarinet mistaken for shotgun
Author: fskelley 
Date:   2014-10-20 22:50

Maybe if you play clarinet in the woods in an area with nervous suspicious trigger-happy law enforcement and/or locals, you should consider a pink instrument. Or maybe that would cause other troubles. Are there pink shotguns?

Stan in Orlando

EWI 4000S with modifications

Post Edited (2014-10-20 22:52)

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 Re: Clarinet mistaken for shotgun
Author: DavidBlumberg 
Date:   2014-10-21 08:30

There are pink AR15's - close enough!!!

(some call them "assault rifles", I call them "big pea shooters")

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 Re: Clarinet mistaken for shotgun
Author: Paul Aviles 
Date:   2014-10-21 13:12

As far as actual military band stories there is:


"Have you ever heard about the 'Thunder Road Incident'? Back during the Vietnam War, The 1st Infantry Division Band made national headlines when it marched for a mile down "Thunder Road" while playing The Colonel Bogey March. Thunder Road (VN Hyw 13) was under the control of the 9th North Vietnamese Army Regiment (located less than a mile away), and it was critical that the 1st Infantry Division regain control of it. Under orders of the 1st Infantry's commanding general, the band, marching down the road playing The Colonel Bogey March, confused the enemy, and caused them to withdraw from the area. They thought that since the band was playing, the 1ID had won a major battle, so they retreated in fear! The 1ID band completed a victorious combat mission without ever firing a shot!"


And in the Mexican American War, the 214th Army Band overran the enemy's artillery position and turned the artillery pieces against them, permanently winning an artillery honor. This can be seen as red piping around the rank and along side the gold stripes down the pants of the uniforms worn by the current Army Ground Forces Band.





...............Paul Aviles



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 Re: Clarinet mistaken for shotgun
Author: MarlboroughMan 
Date:   2014-10-21 16:04

Great reference...

"Skinny kid with the pipe" was from 'Stan Freberg presents The United States of America'. Funny stuff. My folks had the Lp.

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The Jazz Clarinet
http://thejazzclarinet.blogspot.com/

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 Re: Clarinet mistaken for shotgun
Author: MarlboroughMan 
Date:   2014-10-21 16:07

Meh..that's the west side of Cleveland for you...small bore types over there...over on the east side we play large bores, and they mistake them for bazookas.



Eric

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The Jazz Clarinet
http://thejazzclarinet.blogspot.com/

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 Re: Clarinet mistaken for shotgun
Author: BartHx 
Date:   2014-10-21 23:50

MarlboroughMan: Thanks for the correction on my reference. It's been awhile.

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 Re: Clarinet mistaken for shotgun
Author: MarlboroughMan 
Date:   2014-10-21 23:56

My pleasure Bart...there are some classic lines in those sketches...been a long time since I've heard it, though.

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The Jazz Clarinet
http://thejazzclarinet.blogspot.com/

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