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Author: rtmyth  
Date:   2007-11-11 21:03 
 TYRO clarinet. Any reviews or comments, please??  Sponsered by Lurie; made in China. hard rubber. 
 
richard smith
  
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Author: JJAlbrecht  
Date:   2007-11-12 13:59 
 Is this one of those Clarinet Shaped Objects?  The name does not inspire confidence.  Why not call it a newbie?   
 
“Everyone discovers their own way of destroying themselves, and some people choose the clarinet.” Kalman Opperman, 1919-2010 
 
"A drummer is a musician's best friend."  
 
 
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Author: James Langdell  
Date:   2007-11-12 17:08 
 I've been curious about Lurie's Tyro clarinet, but haven't tried one. 
 
I came across this web site for the instrument: 
 
http://www.mlclarinet.com/index.html 
 
--James
  
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Author: Lelia Loban ★2017 
Date:   2007-11-13 12:22 
 They've named a musical instrument the Tyro?!     Unbelievable!  Do the manufacturers know what "tyro" means in English or is this a little joke or what? 
 
Assuming the manufacturers do know what the word means, it warns me (and anybody else who's not a beginner) away from this instrument.  If they don't know what it means, they need to research what happened a couple of decades ago when Chevrolet introduced the Nova model car...in Mexico.  Company moguls couldn't figure out why the car didn't sell down there until somebody pointed out, about half a year too late, that "No va" means "Won't go" in Spanish.  
 
"tyro:  An inexperienced person; a beginner; a neophyte." 
--American Heritage Dictionary, Second College Edition. 
 
That dry definition, alas, doesn't pick up on the secondary meaning of a word with some unfortunate associations, because, more often than not, it's used to demean somebody who's acting uppity:  "The way she brags, you'd think she's a great player, but she's nothing but a tyro." 
 
Lelia 
http://www.scoreexchange.com/profiles/Lelia_Loban 
To hear the audio, click on the "Scorch Plug-In" box above the score. 
 
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Author: GBK  
Date:   2007-11-13 12:40 
 Lelia Loban wrote: 
 
 
> Assuming the manufacturers do know what the word means, it 
> warns me (and anybody else who's not a beginner) away from this 
> instrument.  If they don't know what it means, they need to 
> research what happened a couple of decades ago when Chevrolet 
> introduced the Nova model car...in Mexico.  Company moguls 
> couldn't figure out why the car didn't sell down there until 
> somebody pointed out, about half a year too late, that "No va" 
> means "Won't go" in Spanish.  
 
 
 
 
Similar to the  Citroën automobile: 
 
(from Wikipedia) 
 
Citroën's originally Dutch family name was Citroen, meaning "lemon," as one of his grandfathers was a citrus seller in Amsterdam's street markets. An old-fashioned nickname for Citroën cars is "Citron" (lemon in French). Oddly enough in English, "lemon" is a slang term for an unreliable or problematic car. 
 
 
...GBK
  
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Author: ohsuzan  
Date:   2007-11-13 12:52 
 <<Do the manufacturers know what "tyro" means in English or is this a little joke or what?>> 
 
Lelia is right. And even if this instrument is designed for a beginner (which it apparently is), there is a certain linguistic tone-deafness in the choice of the name, because "tyro" carries a pejorative connotation in its usage, the way "noob" or "poser" or "wannabe" is negative -- someone not sophisticated enough to understand the ramifications of their choice or behavior and thus prone to making stupid mistakes. 
 
"Haven't got a clue? Then the TYRO is the instrument for you!" (And while you're at it, how about buying the Brooklyn Bridge?) 
 
But hey, we've all been there, right? 
 
Susan 
 
 
 
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Author: Don Berger  
Date:   2007-11-13 13:37 
 TKS to all,  fine lessons in name-selection, I was quickly "turned-off" by TYR---- and its ?connotations?.  Will look in dicts. for definition of "c--"  Don 
 
Thanx, Mark, Don
  
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Author: clockwiser  
Date:   2007-11-13 17:31 
 Yamaha makes TYRO keyboards, and they are still very very popular... 
 
I do not care about the name.
  
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Author: claritoot26  
Date:   2007-11-14 18:54 
 Sorry about the diversion, but this reminds me of my husband's old car, the Ford Aspire.  Our joke was that it aspired to be an actual vehicle.  :-)
  
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Author: Mark Charette  
Date:   2007-11-14 19:03 
 claritoot26 wrote: 
 
> Sorry about the diversion, but this reminds me of my husband's 
> old car, the Ford Aspire.  Our joke was that it aspired to be 
> an actual vehicle.  :-) 
 
The more common one was to mispronounce it as a "Ford Expire". 
 
Mark C.
  
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