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Author: Synonymous Botch
Date: 2002-09-30 23:38
"Even the xxxs have cut back."
That was BRIS-k!
I'm still laughing over that one.
Remember the early SNL parody commercial about Town Cars?
I can remember when Tattoos were a sign of rebellion...
at the current rate, my frigate will someday grow into a battleship!
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Author: Willie
Date: 2002-10-01 03:50
Are you saying your're getting a little wide abaft of beam like me?
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Author: Bob Arney
Date: 2002-10-01 04:47
Question: Isn't there a risk with bris-k?
Answer: Only if the Rabbi cuts on the bias.
Bob A
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Author: Synonymous Botch
Date: 2002-10-01 12:02
Wide ab-aft?
Let us just say, I understand why AMC invented the Pacer.
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Author: Bob
Date: 2002-10-01 13:56
Guess I didn't read or "get" the original joke but I think there are a lot of jokes posted here that we don't get right away or ever.
The front end of the Edsel got a lot of snickers too....as did the name of the Ford "Probe". Did you hear the one about the guy.....
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Author: Bob
Date: 2002-10-01 13:58
....who used his boxer shorts for a spinnaker?
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Author: L. Omar Henderson
Date: 2002-10-01 17:40
I have just goten an inquiry to sell my website name to a practioner of a particular medical speciality - now who would use doctorsprod.com with a straight face?
The Doctor
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Author: Synonymous Botch
Date: 2002-10-01 22:51
Ah yes, the specialist that always travels with his tools, at hand.
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Author: Kat
Date: 2002-10-02 02:58
Well, Doc,
Didja take 'im up on it?
Might be kinda lucrative...lol
K.
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Author: L. Omar Henderson
Date: 2002-10-02 10:06
No, bite my tongue for the answer I just erased - something about the offer not being big enough.
The Doctor
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Author: Bob
Date: 2002-10-02 12:36
Doc..hurray for your sense of humour. Then there's Tony Soprano's quip..."I don't even let anybody wave their finger in my face."
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Author: GBK
Date: 2002-10-02 13:28
Doc...If you ever move to New York, this license plate is now available:
<img src="http://www.bar-a.com/images/Archives/seinfeld/assman.jpg" width="75" height="35"> ...GBK
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Author: L. Omar Henderson
Date: 2002-10-02 17:06
GBK - maybe we could put together a package deal including the website, license plate, email address, and a tube of autographed KY jelly (have not thought of the biggest A - crooked letter, crooked letter - to autograph it yet). My thick skin comes from years of living in NY - nothing, but nothing, bothers me - except perhaps the person that would buy such a package!
The Doctor
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