Woodwind.OrgThe Clarinet BBoardThe C4 standard

 
  BBoard Equipment Study Resources Music General    
 
 New Topic  |  Go to Top  |  Go to Topic  |  Search  |  Help/Rules  |  Smileys/Notes  |  Log In   Newer Topic  |  Older Topic 
 Joke
Author: Jim Lee 
Date:   2002-03-11 15:19

College band director commented to a clarinet student at a rehearsal:

"David you may not have a nice tone but you sure can't sight read".

Jimmy

Reply To Message
 
 RE: Joke
Author: David Spiegelthal 
Date:   2002-03-11 17:08

Don't talk about me like that!

Reply To Message
 
 RE: Joke
Author: William 
Date:   2002-03-11 22:32

My response, "You may not be able to hear and don't know anything about music, but you sure can't conduct as well." Sounds like "Irish Dipomacy" to me (Murphy's way of telling someone to go to H... in such a way that he will look forward to the trip). BTW, I should know, my wife's maiden name is Murphy. Happy St. Pat's (early) to ye-all. Good Shamrocking as Well

Reply To Message
 
 RE: Joke
Author: Larry Liberson 
Date:   2002-03-12 01:51

Sort of reminds me of that classic Revelli line (which I heard live and in person):

"You must be able to discriminate between your sound and a good one."

Reply To Message
 
 RE: Joke
Author: Mitch A 
Date:   2002-03-12 16:27

"Say, I could almost tell where you were trying to go with that solo"

"You couldn't have played that any better"

Reply To Message
 
 RE: Joke
Author: David Pegel 
Date:   2002-03-13 02:15

"Beautiful playing ability!! But do they have teachers where you get your beginner's lessons?"

Reply To Message
 
 RE: Joke
Author: diz 
Date:   2002-03-13 02:23

wouldn't know his oboe from his brass?

Reply To Message
 Avail. Forums  |  Threaded View   Newer Topic  |  Older Topic 


 Avail. Forums  |  Need a Login? Register Here 
 User Login
 User Name:
 Password:
 Remember my login:
   
 Forgot Your Password?
Enter your email address or user name below and a new password will be sent to the email address associated with your profile.
Search Woodwind.Org

Sheet Music Plus Featured Sale

The Clarinet Pages
For Sale
Put your ads for items you'd like to sell here. Free! Please, no more than two at a time - ads removed after two weeks.

 
     Copyright © Woodwind.Org, Inc. All Rights Reserved    Privacy Policy    Contact charette@woodwind.org