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Author: Julian ibiza
Date: 2024-02-15 11:05
They probably decided to avoid the short AI version.
" Buy rubbish and live happily ever after."
Or perhaps the AI was just programmed from Gear4music.
Julian Griffiths
Tel. 34 696 798 853
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Author: sonicbang
Date: 2024-02-15 13:53
My favorite part by far is when I learned that this Kaspar mouthpiece is "made specifically for clarinets" 😄
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Author: ghoulcaster
Date: 2024-02-15 17:43
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Well I bought this “clarinet” last week, I wonder if that Kaspar would be good for it?
AI took over for the description and correctly identified it as a flute.
This drivel is insulting and I can’t believe ebay is suggesting people to use it.
Often utterly devoid of information.
“This antique wooden flute is a true gem for any music enthusiast. Crafted with care and precision, it produces beautiful melodies that will take your breath away. Its timeless design and intricate details make it a collector's item that will surely turn heads.
Expertly crafted for maximum sound quality, this flute is perfect for musicians of all skill levels. Its smooth and effortless playability makes it an ideal choice for both beginners and professionals alike. Whether you're looking to expand your collection or simply looking for a unique instrument to add to your arsenal, this antique wooden flute is the perfect choice.”
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Author: Julian ibiza
Date: 2024-02-15 18:16
That is indeed a strong selling point !.... I once made the mistake of buying a mouthpiece "made specifically for horses ".
Julian Griffiths
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Author: Mark Charette
Date: 2024-02-15 20:35
"Oh, brave new world..."
"They're making our food out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food. You've gotta tell them."
“We have met the enemy and he is us.”
Completely off-topic. I hope. I think.
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Author: Julian ibiza
Date: 2024-02-17 13:44
I recall buying some biscuits in China that said " Open after against time edible ".
They were right .... I opened the packet and sure enough they had instantly become inedible. I had a little notebook in which I recorded these translations into English they love to make ( before AI this was ). I figured I might bump into Confucius during my wanderings and he might decipher some of them for me. Although that never happened, these translations did offer me a glimpse into the nature of their minds which appeared to be somehow algebraic.
Julian Griffiths
Tel. 34 696 798 853
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