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 Dave Barry's "Freak clarinet accident"
Author: johng 2017
Date:   2012-01-02 16:37

In today's paper (The Oregonian, 1/2/12) Dave Barry has his year end summary of 2011. For March, he reports (tongue in cheek as always) that

"The troubled musical "Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark" suffers a setback when four orchestra musicians are killed by what producers describe as a "freak clarinet accident."

Barry goes on to report that a proposed Federal Department of Woodwind Safety was blocked in the US Congress.

John Gibson, Founder of JB Linear Music, www.music4woodwinds.com

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 Re: Dave Barry's "Freak clarinet accident"
Author: EEBaum 
Date:   2012-01-02 16:43

Link: http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/12/31/2568230/dave-barrys-2011-year-in-review.html

-Alex
www.mostlydifferent.com

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 Re: Dave Barry's "Freak clarinet accident"
Author: marcia 
Date:   2012-01-03 04:25

Were they stabbed with discarded reeds? [happy]

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 Re: Dave Barry's "Freak clarinet accident"
Author: ClarionRegister 
Date:   2012-01-03 04:45

And he is certainly the person to go to for cheering up your day. ;)



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 Re: Dave Barry's
Author: Barry Vincent 
Date:   2012-01-03 06:37

Great stuff . Apparently good quality humour can actually come from the US of A as well as from the British Isles.
For a while I thought that Moammer Gadhafi was not going to get a look-in, but he's there, in one delightfully wicked sentence.

Skyfacer

Post Edited (2012-01-03 06:38)

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 Re: Dave Barry's
Author: Mark Charette 
Date:   2012-01-03 10:47

Barry Vincent wrote:

> Apparently good quality humour can actually come
> from the US of A as well as from the British Isles.

And has for a very, very long time. Re-read (or read, whichever applies), forvexample, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court ...

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 Re: Dave Barry's "Freak clarinet accident"
Author: Ken Shaw 2017
Date:   2012-01-03 14:51
Attachment:  Clarinets to the Indians.doc (87k)

Or this....

Ken Shaw

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 Re: Dave Barry's "Freak clarinet accident"
Author: Barry Vincent 
Date:   2012-01-03 22:23

re- Clarinets to the Indians.doc

Yeah, that's typical braindead North American humour alright.

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