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 Humane treatment for retired clarinets
Author: bmcgar 2017
Date:   2010-07-29 17:59


Making lamps out of clarinets is ghoulish!

May I suggest, by way of two photographs, a more humane way to treat old clarinets and give them new life:

http://home.comcast.net/~bmcgar/c1.jpg
http://home.comcast.net/~bmcgar/c2.jpg

B.

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 Re: Humane treatment for retired clarinets
Author: davetrow 
Date:   2010-07-29 20:14

I prefer the lamps. To me, these look too much like roadkill, or the result of "enhanced interrogation."

Dave Trowbridge
Boulder Creek, CA

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 Re: Humane treatment for retired clarinets
Author: Tobin 
Date:   2010-07-29 20:18

....maybe if you put a light bulb at the end of it?

James

Gnothi Seauton

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 Re: Humane treatment for retired clarinets
Author: Ed Palanker 
Date:   2010-07-29 20:27

It may be modern art come to clarinets but I say, YUK. Give me a nice respectable lamp anytime. That shows more respect for our beautiful instrument because at least then it "lights up your life". ESP http://eddiesclarinet.com

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 Re: Humane treatment for retired clarinets
Author: EEBaum 
Date:   2010-07-29 20:42

Awesome! Think I could hang my keys on the... erm... keys?

-Alex
www.mostlydifferent.com

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 Re: Humane treatment for retired clarinets
Author: Barry Vincent 
Date:   2010-07-29 21:38

Has this metal clarinet had a close encounter with Toon World ? I kinda like it, it gives the impression that it's got a life of it's own.

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 Re: Humane treatment for retired clarinets
Author: bmcgar 2017
Date:   2010-07-29 23:51

Actually, its title is "Clown Clarinettistry," So yeah, it's "toonish."

B.

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 Re: Humane treatment for retired clarinets
Author: jbutler 2017
Date:   2010-07-30 13:23

I've often wondered what a metal clarinet would look like powder coated. They have so many different colors these days. The keys could be a different color than the body. Maybe I'll have to try it one of these days.

John B

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 Re: Humane treatment for retired clarinets
Author: Paul Aviles 
Date:   2010-07-30 21:13

I had a similar gut reaction to Dave. I was eating when I opened the image and I nearly hurled !!!!

The lamp is not irrevocable. This is...... is......... ugh





...................Paul Aviles


PS I just remembered where I had the same feeling "The Bodies Exhibit."



Post Edited (2010-07-31 13:00)

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 Re: Humane treatment for retired clarinets
Author: Lelia Loban 2017
Date:   2010-07-31 15:33

Ed Palanker wrote,
>>It may be modern art come to clarinets but I say, YUK.>>

I second your YUK with a BARF. As a retired stained glass designer-builder, I try to appreciate artists' work, but that ... thing is not to my taste. I might've put the BARF in lower-case letters if I knew for sure the poor clarinet had met with some accident that had damaged it beyond repair before the artist mutilated it.

Lelia
http://www.scoreexchange.com/profiles/Lelia_Loban
To hear the audio, click on the "Scorch Plug-In" box above the score.

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 Re: Humane treatment for retired clarinets
Author: Chris P 
Date:   2010-07-31 15:47

Definitely reminds me of this: http://www.flickr.com/photos/curiousexpeditions/sets/72157601024708301/

Former oboe finisher
Howarth of London
1998 - 2010

The opinions I express are my own.

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 Re: Humane treatment for retired clarinets
Author: senior 
Date:   2010-07-31 19:17

Lamp, Lamp, Lamp, please a Lamp. UGH

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 Re: Humane treatment for retired clarinets
Author: skygardener 
Date:   2010-08-01 14:30

I just saw this thread now and just clicked on the link- as soon as I saw the picture I said something.
However, I am sad to say that Mark and Glen would probably be upset if I wrote it here. [hot]

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 Re: Humane treatment for retired clarinets
Author: Tobin 
Date:   2010-08-01 14:59

It appears, bmgcar, that you are officially an unappreciated artist. Is it time now for the inevitable steps of depression, resolve, and accomplishment?

Just try to imagine how Rachmaninoff felt!

(in good fun!)

James

Gnothi Seauton

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 Re: Humane treatment for retired clarinets
Author: Ian White 
Date:   2010-08-01 15:58

A great, fun use for a time expired clarinet. Now if you'd only put a light fitting on the top.......  :)



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 Re: Humane treatment for retired clarinets
Author: Gandalfe 
Date:   2010-08-01 16:17

Very cool Bruce. I have a weathered sax (was a parts horn) outside the entrance to my music studio. I love the patina of an aged horn and hope this Buescher sax will age in an artistic manner. My next acquisition might be a smashed trumpet, that'd be interesting too. :O)

Jim and Suzy

Pacifica Big Band
Seattle, Washington

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 Re: Humane treatment for retired clarinets
Author: bmcgar 2017
Date:   2010-08-01 17:08


James, yes, unappreciated. But I'd be depressed if most people liked it!

Ian, my next one will have a light strip inside.

Jim, a smashed trumpet is the kind of thing that clarinetists dream of. Go for it.

B.

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 Re: Humane treatment for retired clarinets
Author: Tobin 
Date:   2010-08-01 19:54

I think the interior light strip is a great idea!

James

Gnothi Seauton

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 Re: Humane treatment for retired clarinets
Author: Fishamble 
Date:   2010-08-01 21:09

My first thought was that it looked like a clarinet that had been scared out if its wits! Doesn't really jive with the "Humane treatment..." line!

But very clever. Thanks for the pictures.

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 Re: Humane treatment for retired clarinets
Author: LonDear 
Date:   2010-08-02 02:05

I am guilty of trying to restore old metal clarinets and not being able to keep all of the parts together long enough to make a lamp, except one that just looks and lights great.

I'm casting my vote for the "art" look. There are far worse fates for an unwanted clarinet.

Does anyone object to my turning my unused Bundy alto into a lamp?

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 Re: Humane treatment for retired clarinets
Author: Bob Bernardo 
Date:   2010-08-02 04:06

Anyone care to try repadding this?


Designer of - Vintage 1940 Cicero Mouthpieces and the La Vecchia mouthpieces


Yamaha Artist 2015




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 Re: Humane treatment for retired clarinets
Author: ned 
Date:   2010-08-02 05:25

''Anyone care to try repadding this?''

Why yes, of course, and it would be a fairly simple job I suspect, given the position of the keys.



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 Re: Humane treatment for retired clarinets
Author: justme 
Date:   2010-08-02 05:56

Somebody had a bad reed day! [whoa]




Justme

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 Re: Humane treatment for retired clarinets
Author: EEBaum 
Date:   2010-08-02 06:19

A bad reed day indeed...

<_<
>_>

(shameless)

-Alex
www.mostlydifferent.com

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