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 Clarinet Limericks
Author: kimber 
Date:   2010-06-02 17:27

There were some good ones buried in another post - let's get them out in the open!

Here's my attempt,

I have but a cast off Evette
The squeaks make our dachshunds upset
Jaded from years of Loree
Said let’s try Howarth one day
My French crave is now for croquettes.

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 Re: Clarinet Limericks
Author: DixieSax 
Date:   2010-06-02 18:36

Not a clarinet, but I've always enjoyed

A tooter who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tooter,
"Is it harder to toot, or
to tutor two tooters to toot?"

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