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 Musical oxymorons
Author: BobD 
Date:   2008-03-02 15:45

I was listening to the radio, half asleep in bed this morning, when the announcer said, "Schubert finished this piece the same year he finished his Unfinished Symphony." That woke me up and since then I've been wondering how many more such senseless musical comments exist.

Bob Draznik

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 Re: Musical oxymorons
Author: Ed Palanker 
Date:   2008-03-02 15:53

Darn it, I always thought Schubert finished that symphony the year after he died. It's never too late to learn somthing new. ESP

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 Re: Musical oxymorons
Author: cigleris 
Date:   2008-03-02 16:12

Just listen to Classic FM here in England, the presenters do things like that all the time. I switched of years ago because of it.

Peter Cigleris

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 Re: Musical oxymorons
Author: Alseg 
Date:   2008-03-02 16:17

"This CD features the most hummable tunes by Arnold Schoenberg and Anton Webern"


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 Re: Musical oxymorons
Author: davyd 
Date:   2008-03-02 19:30

OK, but which unfinished Schubert symphony? There are at least 5 of them.

Some doofus announcer informed us that Mozart wrote his Fantasia For A Musical Clock 'early in the last year of his life'. Er, Mozart had no idea that's what 1791 would be.

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 Re: Musical oxymorons
Author: JJAlbrecht 
Date:   2008-03-02 20:52

Rap Music.

Enough said.

Jeff

“Everyone discovers their own way of destroying themselves, and some people choose the clarinet.” Kalman Opperman, 1919-2010

"A drummer is a musician's best friend."


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 Re: Musical oxymorons
Author: skygardener 
Date:   2008-03-03 01:14

"good reeds"

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 Re: Musical oxymorons
Author: Jack Kissinger 
Date:   2008-03-03 01:54

Enough practice.

Best regards,
jnk

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 Re: Musical oxymorons
Author: sfalexi 
Date:   2008-03-03 22:29

Myself.

Alexi

PS - Whoops. I thought it was "musical morons". I read incorrectly! hehehe.

US Army Japan Band

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 Re: Musical oxymorons
Author: woody 
Date:   2008-03-03 22:48

Armymusic


work that one out????

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 Re: Musical oxymorons
Author: John J. Moses 
Date:   2008-03-04 14:11

Check this out, very funny...!

Wes Phillips Blog

187 of the Greatest Hits by the Twelve Tone Masters:

http://blog.stereophile.com/wesphillips/022306twelvetone/

JJM
Légère Artist
Clark W. Fobes Artist

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 Re: Musical oxymorons
Author: davyd 
Date:   2008-03-04 17:43

Towards the end of Strauss' "Emperor waltz", there's a section for which the tempo indication is 'Piu meno', which is 'More less'. WTF? Maybe 'Piu lento' is meant?

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 Re: Musical oxymorons
Author: Chris P 
Date:   2008-03-04 17:47

Yeah, but didn't Walter Gropius say 'less is more'?

Former oboe finisher
Howarth of London
1998 - 2010

The opinions I express are my own.

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 Re: Musical oxymorons
Author: smokindok 
Date:   2008-03-05 01:10

JJM said:

Check this out, very funny...!

Wes Phillips Blog

187 of the Greatest Hits by the Twelve Tone Masters:

http://blog.stereophile.com/wesphillips/022306twelvetone/

JJM



I recognize that voice: Bob Conrad from WCLV, Cleveland . I have not heard this one before, but he did a number of spoof commercials for the radio show "Saturday Night", which continues in syndication as "Weekend Radio." These date back to when Matthias Bamert was resident conductor of the Cleveland Orchestra during the Lorin Maazel tenure.

My favorite "commercial" was for "Great Square Inches of Art" (very similar to the 12 tone commercal... your opportunity to own reproductions of the most famous square inches from all the great works of art).

Thanks for the link!

John



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 Re: Musical oxymorons
Author: ChrisArcand 
Date:   2008-03-05 03:12

"Some doofus announcer informed us that Mozart wrote his Fantasia For A Musical Clock 'early in the last year of his life'. Er, Mozart had no idea that's what 1791 would be."

Is the announcer insinuating that Mozart wrote that because he "knew" it was his last year? According to that, nothing sounds awkward...

Unless I'm missing something, I'm unfamiliar with the piece...

CA

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 Re: Musical oxymorons
Author: Wes 
Date:   2008-03-05 21:17

Jazz oboe is another!

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 Re: Musical oxymorons
Author: tdinap 
Date:   2008-03-06 15:18

Silent Brass

Tom

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 Re: Musical oxymorons
Author: clarnibass 
Date:   2008-03-07 06:08

"Rap Music"

Some rap songs are great. I know some American rap songs that are very good music, but the lyrics are silly so I ignore them (I bet there are also songs with good lyrics, but I haven't heard them). At least one local rap group is great and also has excellent lyrics (most of the time).

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 Re: Musical oxymorons
Author: 2E 
Date:   2008-03-18 10:51

"enough practise" is a good one. 2E.

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 Re: Musical oxymorons
Author: ohsuzan 
Date:   2008-03-18 14:29

<Jazz oboe is another!>

Not really. Ever hear of Paul Winter? Craig Matovich?

Me, I'm just a swing oboist. Jimmy Dorsey, Benny Goodman, Woody Herman -- anything else I can get my hands on -- all lay very well, with a few adaptations, on the oboe. (Oboe can use alto and tenor sax charts very nicely, BTW.)

I'm always on the lookout for more of these old solo arrangements for my personal use, in case anyone on this board has a source. I've gotten most of what I have by accident, finding them in piles of old sheet music that I bought for other purposes.

Susan

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 Re: Musical oxymorons
Author: Jack Kissinger 
Date:   2008-03-18 15:25

I think you mean Paul McCandless, who plays oboe and english horn (and bass clarinet) with the Paul Winter Consort (and Oregon), not Paul Winter.

Best regards,
jnk

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 Re: Musical oxymorons
Author: ohsuzan 
Date:   2008-03-18 19:58

<I think you mean Paul McCandless, who plays oboe and english horn (and bass clarinet) with the Paul Winter Consort (and Oregon), not Paul Winter.>

Whoops! That's what I get for writing before my coffee has a chance to work! Thanks for the correction.

Susan



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