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Author: William
Date: 2007-06-13 14:08
C, E-flat and G entered a bar.
The bartender said, “Sorry, I don’t serve minors.”
The E-flat left and the C and G had an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth was diminished and the G was out flat.
An F entered and tried to augment the situation but was not sharp enough.
A D entered and excused himself to the bathroom, saying, “I’ll just be a second.”
An A entered but the bartender wasn’t convinced that this relative of C was not a minor.
Then the bartender noticed a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar. “Get out, right now!” he exclaimed. “You’re the seventh minor I’ve found in this bar tonight.”
The next night the E-flat returned to the bar in a 3-piece suit.
The bartender said, “You’re looking sharp tonight. This could be a major development. “
This was the case, when the E-flat took off the suit and everything else to stand there au naturale.
Eventually, the C sobered up and realized in horror that he was under a rest.
He was brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and was sentenced to ten years of D.S. without the possibility of a Coda.
On appeal, he was found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, because the accusation was bassless.
The bartender decided he needed a rest – and closed the bar!
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Author: joeyscl
Date: 2007-06-14 01:47
haha.... I wish I knew my theory well enough to get all of it
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Author: stevensfo
Date: 2007-06-15 14:43
- "An F entered and tried to augment the situation but was not sharp enough." -
But surely he could have improvised?
Steve
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