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 Sell Your Clarinet to the Iraqui Army
Author: Ken Shaw 2017
Date:   2004-11-24 18:50

The Iraqui Army needs 6 "Eastern / wesrtern clarinets" (item 31) and 10 "clarinet feathers" (item 41) http://216.33.118.202/EPSData/USA/Synopses/17180/W914NS-05-Q-9027/RFQforfurniture.doc, not to mention 4 pendulums.

Or at least they thought they did, before "unforeseen changes" arose. http://216.33.118.202/EPSData/USA/Synopses/17180/W914NS-05-Q-9027/SF30.doc.

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 Re: Sell Your Clarinet to the Iraqui Army
Author: David Spiegelthal 2017
Date:   2004-11-24 18:55

Which brands of clarinets can be processed into precursors for fissionable material? We already know which ones can be readily made into toxic biological weapons......

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 Re: Sell Your Clarinet to the Iraqui Army
Author: jmsa 
Date:   2004-11-24 20:09

Some of the squeaks that I produce would work well as torture to get information.

jmsa

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 Re: Sell Your Clarinet to the Iraqui Army
Author: CPW 
Date:   2004-11-24 20:13

No........!
I was bidding on sending them a Qirp

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 Re: Sell Your Clarinet to the Iraqui Army
Author: Brian Peterson 
Date:   2004-11-24 20:32

Ship them a half dozen of those pastel colored Chinese clarinets and then at long last George and Rummy will have their WMD's.

BP

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