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 OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: CPW 
Date:   2004-11-12 17:00

Having just lived through the Reed Conspiracy wars, and awaiting renewed controversy on the mouthpiece insurgency, guess what!?

Yep.......a new ligature has arisen to usurp the energies of our crusade.

Rovner has introduced the EVO-5.

Undoubtedly others will counter with the DEVO. ....I can see it now: "Bringing back the great characteristics of yesteryear"

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: jmsa 
Date:   2004-11-12 17:14

I was looking on a popular auction site this morning and saw one of those being offered with a Selmer 10 series horn. Does not look like anything new or innovative to me.

jmsa

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: David Spiegelthal 2017
Date:   2004-11-12 18:02

I agree that the world probably doesn't need another ligature.
Having said that, at least Rovner's ligatures have a good track record and generally work as advertised for most players --- function over form. Innovation for the sake of innovation makes me nervous.

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: Don Berger 
Date:   2004-11-12 18:38

Great philosophy, Dave, I'll try a bit of mine, that "all generalizations are [at least partially] false, including this one I'm now making" !! Re: innovations, that is a basic requirement for invention which ?may? lead to patents, with which I've had some association over the years. I'll look for a new Rovner patent, to be in accord with this thread, MC/GBK. Don

Thanx, Mark, Don

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: CPW 
Date:   2004-11-12 20:02

Re-inventing the wheel.
A new ligature should appeal.
Why "fix somthing that isnt broke"
Just to get moolah from
a simpleton bloke

"Perfection is the enemy of good."
That is an old adage
that is misunderstood

When it comes to toys
Grown men become little boys
Likewise for the women
Get the newest thing...its a given

Strings and clamps?
I got it!!.....
Make Ligs with built in lamps.
Sure...thats the ticket
A ligature with water
for a reed to lick it.

Go forth and purchase
Satisfaction fer sure
For when it comes to gimmicks
We tooters must always procure.

(and for a certain literary person...dont let on where you saw these adages earlier today)

Against the windmills of my mind
The jousting pole splinters

Post Edited (2004-11-12 20:04)

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: Don Berger 
Date:   2004-11-12 21:48

To follow up with a search of Rovner patents on ligs, the most recent I've found is US 5,998,715, MULTI-Toned, 1999. Being among the "pioneers" , he is frequently cited in later pats, as any simple search will reveal, and the list of refs in 6,501,010 will show. Happy reading ! Don

Thanx, Mark, Don

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: LeWhite 
Date:   2004-11-12 23:24

Just downloaded their PDF for the EVO-5.
Well apparently it's dark and light at the same time while having an aesthetic appearance. WOW!
It has the characteristics of ALL Rovner's previous ligs in one. So are they still going to be selling all the others that this apparently can replace?

Did I mention it offers precise intonation?

__________________
Don't hate me because I play Leblanc! [down]Buffet

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: sfalexi 
Date:   2004-11-13 00:51

Quote:

Just downloaded their PDF for the EVO-5.
Well apparently it's dark and light at the same time while having an aesthetic appearance. WOW!
LOL!

US Army Japan Band

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: CPW 
Date:   2004-11-13 02:12

I will be marketing my own new ligature.

"THE OXY-MOR"

BRILLIANCE of tone with that DARK coloration.
Fixes all 12ths, and boosts the low notes.
Provides stable altissimo and automatically overblows
high E6 to A when needed.
Did I mention a perfect Bb throat?
Prevents cracks and dries out toneholes.

Comes with an abrasive cover that can be used to
shape reeds and fingernails.

A built-in modulator changes pitch for
intonation, and the optional counter
means you will never miss an entrance.

BOGO....thats right....buy one now and get one in the color of your choice for no added charge.
Ginzu knife sold separately.

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: Contra 
Date:   2004-11-13 03:05

I feel so old-fashioned with my ligature. They don't make new pieces of string that make a dark and light sound.

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: Don Berger 
Date:   2004-11-13 14:16

Well done, CPW, please apply for a patent, I do enjoy reading [some of] them, partic. if there may be a bit of humor written in. Two close friends [pat att'ys - dupl. bridge players] composed "jewels" of this character in years past. They are still worth at least a chuckle !! Don

Thanx, Mark, Don

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: Stepan 
Date:   2004-11-13 14:54

CPW,
what is bogo?
What is ginzu?
What is Bb throat?

It seems that your ligature will be two part, one small part on clarinet and much more bigger in the form of rucksack containing all that power supplies and microcomputers etc... :)



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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: CPW 
Date:   2004-11-13 15:54

I get the feeling that some humorous posts contain allusions that the folks down under may not "get"...just like USA citizens dont always comprehend Brit humor...think of all the stuff we miss on Monty Python, but we still like it nonetheless.

BOGO....merchant expression for buy one get one (free)
I 'splained it above....read my stuff carefully...I anticipate questions

Ginzu....commonly advertised serrated kitchen utensil set, seen on late night "infomercials" on US television...it does everything but put out the trash....and they offer extras if you order right away. .well, guess I didnt anticipate that one.

Bb throat....played with A top key and the register key middle line of treble clef staff....often fuzzy sounding ....a note that gimmicks purport to correct.
Now that is one you shouldve gotten


CPW...the MST3000 (mystery sci fi theater) of the clarinet board. (oh boy, dont ask, puleeez)

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: Stepan 
Date:   2004-11-13 16:06

Do not worry, that I do not understand...
It is normal, that humor is very hard nation to nation transferable...
I will ask you each time!!! :)

puleeez?



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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: Stepan 
Date:   2004-11-13 16:41

Puleeez... that sounds a bit like please! When I try to pronounce it, it sounds FUNNY! :)

CPW, you mentioned some thing about mystery sci fi theater, it is not in my small dictionary.

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: 3dogmom 
Date:   2004-11-13 20:47

Hey, CPW:

Don't forget to include a watch component on your new ligature.
Sue

>

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: Dori 
Date:   2004-11-14 06:31

Could you add an automatic page turner at no extra charge?

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: Alphie 
Date:   2004-11-14 20:38

CPW, great poem you wrote at first, but I can't identify the metre.
So far the most interesting in this thread.

Alphie

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: Ed 
Date:   2004-11-14 23:49

One is about the same as the next,
Who cares as long as the reed will flex,
The claims they'll try,
To get you to buy,
The next one they'll say is better than sex!

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: Clarinetgirl06 
Date:   2005-06-20 21:51

Has anyone actually tried the EVO-5? I'd like to know how it actually sounds/feels/plays/specs/etc. Thanks!



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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: Tony Pay 2017
Date:   2005-06-20 22:04

This is unbelievable.

Don't you get even a scent, a faint premonition, a smidgin of a half-intuited, almost dreamed notion...

...that y'all are being manipulated...

Tony

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: BobD 
Date:   2005-06-20 22:05

I tried to order it AND Luybens.....both were backordered. The word is out!

Bob Draznik

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: David Spiegelthal 2017
Date:   2005-06-20 22:36

Tony, without nonstop bombardment by marketing which endeavors (endeavours) to cause us to be convinced that we MUST have the latest product variation; that our current/last product is obsolete and inadequate --- without those thoughts in our head we'd only buy staples such as food and other consumables, and the entire world economy would collapse! Are you proposing such a terrifying future? Why, the very thought of eliminating the marvelous American concept of Planned Obsolescence is downright, well, Communistic!!

I am shocked.........

Now everybody go out immediately and purchase a new ligature. Before Alan Greenspan informs us that our economy has imploded.

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: marcia 
Date:   2005-06-20 23:08

CPW--when you start production put me on your list!! I just spent part of the afternoon in Morrie's shop and have brought home some new bits and pieces to get aquainted with. If I'd only know the answer to all my woes lies in your "magical" product...

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: Clarinetgirl06 
Date:   2005-06-20 23:14

I only own 1 good lig and it's my teachers so I just wanted to see if this was actually good or not....



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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: CPW 
Date:   2005-06-21 02:08

EE-gadds......I started this thread in the dark ages. Someone must have scraped the DNA and reanimated it.

Since then, of course, my newly designed ligature now includes a mic pickup and a tuner along with an optional micromini hard drive and multitrack recorder.

Oh yeah, and if you place it on a cake and ignite it, it plays "happy birthday"


And to answer the question....I did indeed try the EVO ligature. It is a variation on the same theme of fabric, a single screw, and some metal which can--if you desire--touch the reed. It makes me play just like Tony.
No, not Pay, Tony Lama... the boot maker.
[grin]

Against the windmills of my mind
The jousting pole splinters

Post Edited (2005-06-21 02:11)

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: Avie 
Date:   2005-06-21 13:25

I have owned a Rovner EVO-5 for a few months and like it as well as my Rovner Dark. It doesnt do all the impossible things that Rovner advertizes but is fast and easy to mount reed to MP. It has a lighter tone than the Rovner Dark and can be rotated 90 degrees to get 4 slightly differant sounds that actually can be done with any ligature.



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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: Ron Jr. 
Date:   2005-06-21 14:08

Reading this thread was a wonderful way for me to start the day!

CPW,
The ligature you describe sounds too good to be true;-)

Ron Jr.

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: CPW 
Date:   2005-06-21 15:27

Ron Jr. took pen to papyrus and enscribed:
<<<The ligature you describe sounds too good to be true;-) >>>

I leant frum horse dealin long time ago onest when I was a pup:
If it's too good to be true....it ain't true.

Other lessons from the old mule skinner:
1. Most of what ails us is the result of one thing.: ....there are too many people.
(thunk on that next time you encounter road rage, long check out lines, crowded highways etc)

2. Most of what ya need ta know can be learnt from watchin animals in a barnyard. (like when a stud "divorces" and gets hisself a newer mare, she has to lay claim to him by....conceiving)

3. Anyone who says "I am going to do/obtain/build, etc......(usually said by a landlord or horse boarding stable boss).." means....IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN
3a. corrollary...dont pay for promises

4. No one is irreplaceable

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: Alphie 
Date:   2005-06-21 15:40

CPW, what are you doing here anyway, you're too funny for being a clarinet player and I love you. Platonically anyway, I'm straight as an arrow.

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: Jack Kissinger 
Date:   2005-06-21 15:52

Personally, CPW, I'm going to wait until you make one that works like a string ligature but unravels into a leak light that is also the perfect diameter to convert my Bb to an A.

Best regards,
jnk

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: Bob A 
Date:   2005-06-21 16:01

Hey Dave, I'd agree with you re:"Innovation for the sake of innovation makes me nervous." BUT
Consider "The Living Bra."
Bob A

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: CPW 
Date:   2005-06-21 16:43

oooooooohhhhhhh

The LIVING LIG!!!

gotta copyright that one

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: JamesE 
Date:   2005-06-21 17:14

CPW,
Too much trouble to add a metronome?

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: Ken Shaw 2017
Date:   2005-06-21 20:55

I'm waiting for one that has both a more youthful and a more mature sound.

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: marcia 
Date:   2005-06-23 01:35

....and what about finger/tongue co-ordination on those fast articulated passages. Or will I still have to do that myself?? (-:

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: David Spiegelthal 2017
Date:   2005-06-23 14:00

I'd like an electric dog-polisher feature on my next ligature.

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: CPW 
Date:   2005-06-23 15:35

OK

duh....what is a dog polisher?
(Mine get groomed with a brush....Or, do you have an electric dog?)




Why do I feel that Dave has a punch line coming my way?

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: David Spiegelthal 2017
Date:   2005-06-23 15:41

What, CPW, you don't use modern power equipment to shine up your dogs on a regular basis? You should see my German Shepherds sparkle in the sunlight............

Have we digressed, somehow? What was the question?

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: jack 
Date:   2005-06-23 17:42

To Don (the 4th post on thread)

Relative to the quote: "All generalzations are false, including this one", it has been attributed to General Dwight Eisenhower.

Jack

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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: Clarinetgirl06 
Date:   2005-06-23 18:04

Haha, the original question is "Does the Evo-5 work?" and people's opinions on this ligature, not a made up ligature. Haha, maybe we should start a thread called "My dream ligature". Then we can discuss these funny innoventions, lol!



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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: Steve B. 
Date:   2005-06-23 19:13

Yes, the EVO-5 works very well. I have one and the sound is quite similar to
my Rovner Dark. It is easy to attach, grips the mouthpiece very tightly
during clarinet changes, and has a smaller cap which actually fits in most clarinet cases. One of the things I like about Rovner ligatures is that you can reverse the screw to the opposite side for left handed use.

I find the tone with the wide strap section next to the reed to be slightly brighter than the Rovner dark with strong projection.

My only concern is that the exposed metal posts are crimped to the strap rather than being inserted into sewn loops, and I think they could slip off the strap if strongly tightened. But so far its been great.

Steve



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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: Clarinetgirl06 
Date:   2005-06-23 19:53

Thanks for the review Steve! Hmm... sounds interesting!



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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: Avie 
Date:   2005-06-23 19:53

Precisely my thoughts Carrie. Thank you.



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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: Clarinetgirl06 
Date:   2005-06-23 22:57

Avie-thanks for your review up there as well. I think it got lost in the dream ligature fantasy talk. Would you recommend this lig to someone else to buy?



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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: Alseg 
Date:   2005-06-24 03:26
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Dave, you said:


"I'd like an electric dog-polisher feature on my next ligature."

Look up the threads a bit....yep that is what it says.

After much tinkering with a shoe shine kit, and a tip of the hat to Tim Allen.....my rottweiler now shines like a new block of ebony.
Digression, yes, but it saved me a lot in grooming charges.


Former creator of CUSTOM CLARINET TUNING BARRELS by DR. ALLAN SEGAL
-Where the Sound Matters Most(tm)-





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 Re: OH JOY!!! new ligature arises
Author: Avie 
Date:   2005-06-24 13:46

Carrie..."The dream ligature fantasy talk"....a very good observation! I am just a layman who has returned to clarinet playing after many years. I have learned quite a bit the last few years from the BB posts of the many pro's, techs, teachers, dealers, young people, etc. I am still learning and experimenting with Mp's, barrels, ligatures, etc. I think its the slight differances and improvements that keeps me interested in clarinet playing. My EVO-5 is quick and easily mounted with my reed and 5RV lyre 13 MP and has a lighter tone than my Rovner Dark. I thought Steve B also had some interesting comments on the EVO-5.



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