Woodwind.OrgThe Clarinet BBoardThe C4 standard

 
  BBoard Equipment Study Resources Music General    
 
 New Topic  |  Go to Top  |  Go to Topic  |  Search  |  Help/Rules  |  Smileys/Notes  |  Log In   Newer Topic  |  Older Topic 
 Minimum requirements for a conductor
Author: Rachel 
Date:   2004-06-19 06:03

I've been reading the thread on unfollowable conductors (personally I just try to ignore them as much as possible) and I was wondering what are the minimum things people need from a conductor to find them "good enough"
Mine are
1. A decent downbeat
2. The occasional cue if it's a new piece, especially if I have long rests
3. To be told if I've done something wrong

Reply To Message
 
 Re: Minimum requirements for a conductor
Author: JMcAulay 
Date:   2004-06-19 07:37


Having two hands is a good start. But around Silicon Valley, say somewhere between San Mateo and San Jose, rumor has it they call a one-armed director a semiconductor.

Reply To Message
 
 Re: Minimum requirements for a conductor
Author: Igloo Bob 
Date:   2004-06-19 08:31

Yuck! Bad joke! Kill it.

Reply To Message
 
 Re: Minimum requirements for a conductor
Author: Liquorice 
Date:   2004-06-19 09:54

Very little- judging by some of the people I've played with!

Reply To Message
 
 Re: Minimum requirements for a conductor
Author: bkmorton 
Date:   2004-06-19 11:26

In 4- Floor-rt. wall-lft wall-ceiling
In 3-Floor-lft wall-Ceiling
In 2-Floor-Ceiling
:)
Cut off with a circle going out and coming back in

Reply To Message
 
 Re: Minimum requirements for a conductor
Author: BobD 
Date:   2004-06-19 12:19

Encouragement and a sense of humour

Reply To Message
 
 Re: Minimum requirements for a conductor
Author: CPW 
Date:   2004-06-19 14:42

A little hat with a brim in front
A hole puncher for tickets
A schedule for connecting trains
A good sense of balance
A loud voice
Ability to pronounce "KuuuKaaaMonnngggaaaah, allllll'booooooaaaaaard"

Reply To Message
 
 Re: Minimum requirements for a conductor
Author: Mark Pinner 
Date:   2004-06-19 14:47

I haven't noticed any.

Reply To Message
 
 Re: Minimum requirements for a conductor
Author: John J. Moses 
Date:   2004-06-19 15:04

Rachel:
You ask:
"I was wondering what are the minimum things people need from a conductor to find them "good enough."

That's easy:
If they call you for work, that's more than "good enough," it's terrific!

Seriously:
Try to adjust, play your best, have a good attitude, don't criticize.
A conductor is up there trying to do his/her job, just do your job with a good mindset and nonjudgmental.

JJM
Légère Artist
Clark W. Fobes Artist

Reply To Message
 
 Re: Minimum requirements for a conductor
Author: msloss 
Date:   2004-06-21 12:46

A good musician who commands respect as an artist and a leader.

Reply To Message
 
 Re: Minimum requirements for a conductor
Author: David Spiegelthal 2017
Date:   2004-06-21 22:23

A REALLY good ear.

Reply To Message
 
 Re: Minimum requirements for a conductor
Author: diz 
Date:   2004-06-22 01:45

I never ignore a conductor ... it's fraught. If they are shockingly bad the orchestra generally won't ask them back. If they are frighteningly good and have an unfollowable beat (think for example von Karajan) then you just have to be very, very intutitive and follow the concermaster. He/she holds the beat when all else fails - no one else.

Reply To Message
 
 Re: Minimum requirements for a conductor
Author: ebasta 
Date:   2004-06-23 13:25

I heard about a drummer who got good & drunk, passed out with 2 drumsticks in hand. The next act needed one stick, took it, naturally left with it. Our hero woke up in the morning, noticed he had only one stick, and rejoiced that he'd been promoted to conductor.

Reply To Message
 
 Re: Minimum requirements for a conductor
Author: CPW 
Date:   2004-06-24 00:03

Thats a good one

There once was a drummer
Of sticks he had only one
Waved it around, to and fro
Now he is called.....maestro

Reply To Message
 
 Re: Minimum requirements for a conductor
Author: clarinetwife 
Date:   2004-06-24 01:32

I'm with msloss and David S-- a good ear and musical leadership. The former artistic director of the orchestra I am in found a young and promising high school senior to be his student assistant. This young man, as it turned out, knew the scores, knew what he wanted to hear, and knew how to articulate these things to the orchestra. A couple of years later he became associate conductor, and he conducted last season as we looked for a new a.d. Anyway, by the age of 20 he had earned the respect of an orchestra whose members are virtually all older than he is, many of them twice his age or more. We razz him a bit for being a bit wet behind the ears, but we also go with him during rehearsal. Physical conducting technic can be important, but I actually pay more attention to how they run a rehearsal.

Reply To Message
 
 Re: Minimum requirements for a conductor
Author: susieray 
Date:   2004-06-24 02:51

Okay I got an OLD drummer joke for ya, and if you've heard it before I apologize...




How do you know when the stage is level?








...when the drool comes out both sides of the drummer's mouth

Reply To Message
 Avail. Forums  |  Threaded View   Newer Topic  |  Older Topic 


 Avail. Forums  |  Need a Login? Register Here 
 User Login
 User Name:
 Password:
 Remember my login:
   
 Forgot Your Password?
Enter your email address or user name below and a new password will be sent to the email address associated with your profile.
Search Woodwind.Org

Sheet Music Plus Featured Sale

The Clarinet Pages
For Sale
Put your ads for items you'd like to sell here. Free! Please, no more than two at a time - ads removed after two weeks.

 
     Copyright © Woodwind.Org, Inc. All Rights Reserved    Privacy Policy    Contact charette@woodwind.org