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Now vote for the best ligature joke

Author: larryb
Date: 2003-08-02 00:39

Many lame ones, a few chuckles, by far (IMHO) the best was from CPW:

"Your wife tells you she got an Oleg Cassini dress, and you ask if it is inverted or regular."

I actually laughed.

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Re: Now vote for the best ligature joke

Author: CPW
Date: 2003-08-02 02:21

larryb took a quill to papyrus and scribed:

"Many lame ones, a few chuckles, by far (IMHO) the best was from CPW:

"Your wife tells you she got an Oleg Cassini dress, and you ask if it is
inverted or regular."

I actually laughed."

To which I reply:
....But my WIFE didn't!!!!!

Thanks for the compliment.

Against the windmills of my mind
The jousting pole splinters

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Re: Now vote for the best ligature joke

Author: William
Date: 2003-08-02 15:26

And then there's the one about the stuggling clarinetist (and which one's arn't?) who thought his new Gigliotti ligature would get him a lotta gigs..............

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