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Author: wjk
Date: 2003-07-30 18:43
What are the signs that you have too many ligatures?
My opinion---You name one of your children "Bonade."
Post Edited (2003-07-30 18:43)
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Author: ken
Date: 2003-07-30 19:34
As a sick joke all four of your daughters come to dinner wearing your ligs as earrings.
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Author: wjk
Date: 2003-07-30 19:47
You get a Christmas basket from Woodwind and Brasswind in appreciation for your orders.
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Author: GBK
Date: 2003-07-30 20:47
You only need ligatures beginning with letters "Q" or "Z" to complete your entire collection of the full alphabetical list of all ligatures.
You belong to Ligatures Anonymous, but are only half way through their 12 step program.
You replace all your ligatures every 3 years due to "ligature blow out".
Your computer home page is "EBay - Clarinet - Ligatures"
You have Phil Rovner's phone number on your speed dial.
You break into a cold sweat at the thought of using string ...GBK
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Author: sfalexi
Date: 2003-07-30 20:59
-When asked "What ligature do you use?" You reply, "Um . . . . when?"
-When you have more ligatures than mouthpieces
Alexi
US Army Japan Band
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Author: CPW
Date: 2003-07-31 00:11
When you have ONE more than me.
Your wife tells you she got an Oleg Cassini dress, and you ask if it is inverted or regular.
You DONT think that Francois Joie is a wine.
You think that Harrison was NOT a Beatle.
Your stockbroker wants you in the Optimus Mutual fund....and you correct his spelling and ask which of the three plates comes with it.
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Author: Garret
Date: 2003-07-31 04:24
You have one for every bad reed in your collection
Your dog is named Rovner
When your friend talks about the Bee-Gees, you think he's talking about your lig. collection
You think VanDoren had the hit 1984 single "Jump."
You spouse uses your ligatures as candle holders
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Author: JMcAulay
Date: 2003-07-31 04:58
When you look at your personal spreadsheet and say, "Let's see... the Pomarico Crystal -1 with a #3½ FOF means I need to use the Corisoli Bright...."
Regards,
John
maybe someday? nahh....
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Author: David
Date: 2003-07-31 13:16
You find that the tightening screw for the one holding the bottom half of the reed tangles with the different make in charge of the top half.
You've already got the new one you just bought.
David
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Author: wyatt
Date: 2003-07-31 14:00
you have to buy another mp for the new lig. they must be even. 50 ligs = 50 mp.
do they make them in yellow?
h
bob gardner}ÜJ
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Author: Bob A
Date: 2003-07-31 18:58
You apply to the BSA for a "Jamboree" concession to sell them as 'kerchef' holders.
Bob A
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Author: wjk
Date: 2003-07-31 19:08
You include Southampton in your vacation plans.
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Author: GBK
Date: 2003-07-31 20:01
wjk said:
>You include Southampton in your vacation plans
(wjk has had a first-hand look at the shelf in my studio ...GBK)
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Author: wjk
Date: 2003-07-31 21:24
Yup....that shelf is listed in the Southampton phone directory under "Ligature Depot."
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Author: fmadison
Date: 2003-07-31 21:39
Hi,
You know you have too many ligatures when I bought some ligatures that I wanted to try only to realize I already have some lying around the house.
lol
-Frank
It's the wood that makes it good!
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Author: Joel K.
Date: 2003-07-31 23:12
When you are always able to to render an opinion when someone asks: What do you think of (fill in name of ligature) ligature?
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Author: wyatt
Date: 2003-07-31 23:24
when you keep buying new shoe laces to have a new lig.
bob gardner}ÜJ
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Author: William
Date: 2003-08-01 14:46
You can no longer park in your own garage.
Putting your clarinet case away after practice requires a fork lift.
(Happy Aug. 1st, all)
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Author: wjk
Date: 2003-08-01 22:44
You wish GBK would install a webcam facing his ligature shelf.
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Author: sfalexi
Date: 2003-08-02 00:27
When you propose to your fiance and sitting in the case is a gold plated bonade. (inverted, of course!)
When your cork breaks between your barrel and your upper joint, and you use a rovner MKIII as a temporary fix.
When you create statues using nothing but ligatures (hey, if it can be done with beer cans, why not?)
Alexi
US Army Japan Band
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