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 Trombone Misery
Author: Ken Shaw 2017
Date:   2006-05-04 18:45

In Dumfries, Scotland, police confiscated a man's trombone, with which he was bothering the town. They also took his drum kit, electric guitars, TV, radio, stereo systems and amplifiers. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/south_of_scotland/4973208.stm

If I could only learn to play just a little bit louder. [yeah]

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 Re: Trombone Misery
Author: GBK 
Date:   2006-05-04 19:10

"We are delighted that the court has seen fit to forfeit the equipment this man used to indulge in antisocial behaviour and inflict misery on his neighbours."


All the trombonists I've ever known have been quite social and the first to offer you a drink [wink] ...GBK

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 Re: Trombone Misery
Author: David Peacham 
Date:   2006-05-04 20:55

Ken fails to point out that the police officer responsible for the case was Michael Collins, better known to BBoard regulars as the man who played the Beethoven violin concerto on the clarinet.

Pot calling kettle black, methinks.....

(Disclaimer: I like the "Beethoven clarinet concerto", and I like playing my trombone REALLY LOUDLY.)

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 Re: Trombone Misery
Author: stevensfo 
Date:   2006-05-04 21:59

-- "In Dumfries, Scotland, police confiscated a man's trombone, with which he was bothering the town. They also took his drum kit, electric guitars, TV, radio, stereo systems and amplifiers. " --

To be fair, if you read the article, this guy had been playing them in his APARTMENT and had been asked many times to keep the noise down.

So where does the --"with which he was bothering the town." -- come from?

[ Snipped - Let's try and refrain from political/social statements - GBK ]

Steve (Ex-UK tourist board) ;-)



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 Re: Trombone Misery
Author: YCL-450 
Date:   2006-05-04 23:10

stevensfo wrote:

> -- "In Dumfries, Scotland, police confiscated a man's
> trombone, with which he was bothering the town. They also took
> his drum kit, electric guitars, TV, radio, stereo systems and
> amplifiers. " --
>
> To be fair, if you read the article, this guy had been playing
> them in his APARTMENT and had been asked many times to keep the
> noise down.
>
> So where does the --"with which he was bothering the town." --
> come from?

>
> Steve (Ex-UK tourist board) ;-)
>

He he he! that's not too far from the truth.

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 Re: Trombone Misery
Author: Hank Lehrer 
Date:   2006-05-05 01:59

Hi,

I am reminded of this trombone story concerning a performance of the 1812 (maybe an urban legend but wonderful reading).

http://www.wardle.demon.co.uk/humour/1812.html

Since I have switched from clarinet to tenor sax in one concert bands I play in, I'm back over by the bones. They are a pretty crazy bunch and I love it.

HRL

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