Author: Lelia Loban ★2017
Date: 2013-11-26 18:44
Hey, this is Dick Vigorous here, borrowin Lelia's brain an fingers fer a sec. Ya know, it all depends on who's listenin whether somepin's outta tune or not. Tune, shmoon, I wanna hear them squeaks, nice an loud. Mozart, fart, who cares about Moz-fart whether it's somebody's idea of "in tune" or not, who cares anyhow? Humans, that's who. But if ya wanna play good for yer biggest fans, which is us rats, then ya gotta go all bendy-windy, see. 20 cents on them meters ain't nothin. Go thirty cents, forty cents, up or down, mostly up, then squeeeeeeeeak! Squeak squeak squeak! That's real music. Yeah.
(Yeah, yeah, some of ya know and I ain't denying I'm a rat, yeah, a so-called dirty rat, although I ain't nearly as dirty as some humans I could mention if we're talking metaphorical instead of literal. Yeah, see, I ain't dumb. They read all them books an I sit up inna attic an take em in telepathically. So I know what metaphorical means an ya know what? It's a pile of cat barf, that's what. I don't do metaphorical. Anyhow, hey, what's it to ya?)
Dick Vigorous the 12th
Okay, Lelia can have her brain back. An fergit them bass clarinets, them contras. Phooey. I wanna hear squeals.
Lelia
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