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Re: Why not Bopane ?

Author: Julian ibiza
Date: 2023-06-01 11:40

Well!...apart from a couple of intrepid Pilgrim Fathers shaping up in " The Ubel Emperor in Mopane wood "topic , it appears that Mopane is about as popular as America after it was first discovered by Columbus.( It was discovered already by some other people...but non of them were called Columbus).

(Letter from America / India/ ? #1 )

Dear Old World,

Well!....I bumped into this bloody-great landmass dumped right in the middle of my route to India ..Luckily some very nice Indians came all the way over and helped me shove the boat off the beach ... I was hoping they would then return home so I could follow them and get to India that way , but they just hung around camping . I have been trying to convert them ... I shall know when I succeed because they will suddenly be able to speak Italian and hopefully stop spitting out my pizza .
I'm planning a return trip with a fleet of ships made of Bopane ...that's a highly explosive mixture of Mopane wood and Butane gas ... There's a thin bit there around Central Amirica I found by tapping with a hammer.. I'm planning to take a run at it and just blast my way through this damn thing...I'm still a bit tied up here, but I'll be headed home just as soon as I can get these knots undone . This is a great place to visit if you've never had malaria ..... Anybody wanna join me on my next trip ?

Looking forwards to seeing you all soon and enjoying a hot shower...... Chris C .

Julian Griffiths
Tel. 34 696 798 853

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