Author: Lelia Loban ★2017
Date: 2016-08-24 16:47
A long time ago in Scotland, a man walked into his local pub, where he knew he could find his parish priest. In tears, the man sat down and said to the priest, "Ach, and I must confess to ye, I've done a terrible, terrible thing."
The priest said soothingly, "Now, now," and asked the man, "What have ye done, my son?"
Sobbing, the man managed to blurt out, "I've killed a bagpipe player!"
The priest took both his hands and murmured, "Ye've done the right thing by confessing it. Ye've killed one bagpipe player, is that correct?"
"Aye, one."
"That is indeed a sorry day's work. All right then. Here's what ye must do. I want ye to say ten Hail Marys and then go kill me another."
(You may notice that the name Loban is Scottish....)
Lelia
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Post Edited (2016-08-24 16:48)
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