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Author: Ed  
Date:   2020-04-28 22:35 
 Over the years there were some lousy off brand reeds that would pop up from time to time, but now with Amazon and other online retailers it is staggering. In recent years I have had students show up from time to time with some of the current crop of junk. The results range from horrible to dreadful. The cane (? not really sure what these are made of) is horrible, green reeds that look as if they were harvested yesterday, really odd dimensions and cuts, you name it. No matter what the strength, they all seem to play like they are a .5 strength, either barely able to produce any kind of reasonable tone and most often sounding like a bad kazoo. Often they just collapse and are unable to produce much of anything. It is really scary that many of them have a number of online reviews and ratings which proclaim them to be great.  
 
Here is a list of brands I recently found listed. Some of these names to to be randomly generated letters and look to be the same product. 
 
Abicial 
Absir 
Accoco 
Alician 
Ammoon 
Andoer 
Bnineteenteam 
Cecilio 
DaveandAthena 
Easter 
FarBoat 
Festnight 
FidgetKute 
Foraineam 
Fovern 
Glory 
Goloho 
Healifty 
Huhudde 
Lazarro 
Leoie 
Lescana 
Lupifaro 
Maiago 
Mugig 
Mvorvte 
Origlam 
Quarkscsm 
QuTess 
Riyin 
Roffee 
Shanghai 
Slade 
Suewio 
SZBYKJ 
Timiy 
Tsorryen 
VBestlife 
VGEBY 
Winomo 
Yipaisi 
YZNlife 
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Author: seabreeze  
Date:   2020-04-29 02:00 
 Wow, I  have never heard of any of these.  Have they ever been sold in the USA?  Are you sure they are not vaporware?
  
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Author: Ed  
Date:   2020-04-29 02:36 
 Every one was listed on Amazon. I think in some cases this was the name on the listing (perhaps implying a company?) but that was not necessarily the name on the reed. The actual reed may have been one of the other names.  
 
Honestly, I was shocked. I expected to find six to ten of these brands and kept finding more names listed.
  
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Author: donald  
Date:   2020-04-29 04:42 
 I've definitely experienced this (students whose parent buy reeds off the internet). A friend of mine started to import reeds from China about 15 years ago, the brand was "Rillion" and the first boxes they sent her as samples were really really good.... then.... you can guess how it ends. 
For a while lots of students here played "Flying Goose" and at least that was good for a laugh.
  
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Author: ruben  
Date:   2020-04-29 18:43 
 In French: the expression for playing a squeak is: "faire un canard": to "make a duck (literal translation). Does this happen when you playing a Flying Goose reed? 
 
rubengreenbergparisfrance@gmail.com 
  
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Author: AndyW  
Date:   2020-05-02 14:53 
 surprised to see ‘ Lupifaro’ there, they have a decent reputation for their saxophones, sax reeds , etc.
  
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Author: Ed  
Date:   2020-05-03 03:07 
 Lupifaro is not a brand I am familiar with. There may be some names there that are decent, but perhaps less familiar to me. I was compiling a list of names of reeds that are less widely known than the handful of major names. I don't want to imply that all are bad. There are a number of them that look exactly the same but have different names on the ad or package.
  
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