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 Medical Breakthrough
Author: JoeMich 
Date:   2004-02-27 17:35

Disclaimer: I am in no way connected with "The Doctors Products", nor do I derive any material gains with this endorsement ....

It is impossible to fathom what brilliant minds can concieve for the benefit of mankind in general, musicians in particular! Our own good Doctor has just sent me a liberal supply of his "Vitimin M ....... The Ultimate Therapy For Musicians." It's readily available over-the-counter and it's benefits are .... "Increased stamina ...Improves vision.... Improves tone .... Pormotes good humor". However, it does carry a stern warning right on the bottle: "Keep out of reach of accordian players."

...... Joe Michaluk



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 Re: Medical Breakthrough
Author: Don Berger 
Date:   2004-02-27 20:53

TKS for the link, Joe, I need all of the "improves" will subscribe! Please consider this an order Doc Omar! Don

Thanx, Mark, Don

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 Re: Medical Breakthrough
Author: fredackerman 
Date:   2004-02-27 22:21

The great thing about the Doctors Vitimin M, is that I can honestly tell my girlfriend....Doctors Orders!

Fred

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 Re: Medical Breakthrough
Author: Mark P. Jasuta 
Date:   2004-02-27 23:55

My daughter has been taking vitamin M for some time now. As a high school freshman, she is well on her way to performing Adagio e Tarantella by Ernesto Cavallini at this years NYSSMA. It really works.



P.S.
Definitely keep it away from accordion players. I've seen what happens and it isn't pretty!


Regards
Mark

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 Re: Medical Breakthrough
Author: Synonymous Botch 
Date:   2004-02-28 13:52

I get my Vitamin M from natural sources, blended with the finest Barley and Hops...

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