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Re: Why do Classical musicians look so miserable?

Author: Paul Aviles
Date: 2019-09-04 14:37

So this guy goes into a pet store to buy a parrot. The store owner has just gotten three exotic parrots for sale. The store owner explains, "This parrot is $1,000 and he is an excellent talker with a vocabulary of over one hundred words." Pointing to the second parrot he explains, "This one is $4000 dollars and he speaks in three languages and can sing the arias from over twenty major operas." Now looking at the third parrot, the guy asks, "Wow, this one is $20,000 dollars, what does he do?" The owner say, "We're not sure, but the other two parrots call him Maestro."

....................Paul Aviles

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