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 Re: The LEAST POSSIBLE EFFORT
Author: Arnoldstang 
Date:   2008-09-11 15:52

Forgive me if I am exerting too much effort in responding to this post. I will curve my fingers as I type, allow all tension to exit my physical body and also try to make my words flow over the page like a south sea breeze wafting over your somewhat partially clad body...clarinet at your side. Years back I devised a brilliant plan to rid the world of needless words in the English language. Simply delete one half of each pair of antonyms we use. Hot/cold....delete cold(heat is what we measure) Beautiful/ugly.....get rid of ugly. Even if your child is thus you don't want to hear about it. Borat used this technique already in his film....."your wife, not so much!" Many other word pairs are more difficult to deal with. Just make an educated guess. In Tony's post he throws out two words, Force and Relaxation. For the sake of my argument let's consider them quasi antonyms. If we delete the word "force" we will already be on the road to doing away with the "concept" of force. This will be heaven on earth. Minimize words and concepts. Simply put this is simplifying. As Tony would put it.....Overysimplify in the oven for 60 minutes and then 20 minutes less if you can. I would like to refer you to my favourite dissertation on this subject matter. It is "Computing Semantics of Preference With A Semantic Cognitive Map of Natural Language." by Alexei V Samsonovich and Giorgio A Scoli...translated by A. Stang. ps. Tony would be pleased in that I hand bevel the heels of all my new shoes.

Freelance woodwind performer

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