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Author: Mark Charette
Date: 1999-07-13 19:57
There's lots (and they've been bouncing around for over 20 years on mailing lists :^) The most common ones I use (some not on the BBoard or Klarinet, though):<BR><BR> AFAIK - As Far As I Know <BR> BCNU - Be seeing you <BR> BTW - By The Way <BR> CUL - see you later <BR> DWIM - Do What I Mean <BR> DWIMC - Do What I Mean, Correctly <BR> FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions <BR> FITNR - Fixed In The Next Release <BR> FOAF - Friend Of A Friend (see alt.urban.folklore :^) <BR> FOD - Finger Of Death <BR> FUD - Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt <BR> FWIW - For What It's Worth <BR> FYI - For Your Information <BR> FYA - For Your Amusement <BR> IIRC - If I Recall Correctly <BR> IMHO - In My Humble Opinion <BR> IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion <BR> IWBNI - It Would Be Nice If ... <BR> IYFEG - Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group (see rec.humor) <BR> KIBO - Knowledge In, B******t out. <BR> LOL - Laughing Out Loud <BR> MEGO - Mine Eyes Glazeth Over (also known as Frantic Handwaving) <BR> MMF - Make Money Fast (see any postmaster/spam list) <BR> MOTAS = Members Of The Appropriate Sex <BR> MOTOS - Members Of The Opposite Sex <BR> MOTSS - Members Of The Same Sex <BR> OB - OBligatory <BR> OBTW - Oh, By The Way <BR> OIC - oh, I see <BR> OTOH - On The Other Hand <BR> PHB - Pointy Haired Boss <BR> pr0n - Pornography <BR> ROTF - Rolling On The Floor <BR> ROTFL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing <BR> RSN - Rean Soon Now (see FITNR) <BR> RTBM - Read The Bloody Manual! <BR> RTFAQ - Read The FAQ! <BR> RTFM - See RTBM <BR> SO - Significant Other <BR> STFW - Search The Web <BR> TANSTAAFL - There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (from Robert Heinlein's "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress") <BR> TIA - Thanks In Advance <BR> TNX - thanks <BR> TNX 1.0E6 - thanks a million (humorous) <BR> TNXE6 - another form of "thanks a million" <BR> TTFN - Ta-Ta For Now <BR> TTYL - Talk To You Later <BR> TMTOWTDI - There's More Than One Way To Do It (The Official Motto of Perl) <BR> WOMBAT - Waste Of Money, Brains, and Time <BR> WRT - With Regard To or With Respect To <BR> WTF - the universal interrogative <BR> WTH - What The Heck <BR> WYSIAYG - What You See Is All You Get <BR> WYSIWYG - What You See Is What You Get <BR> YMMV - Your Mileage May Vary <BR> <BR> OB Hacker Humor: <BR> <BR> You know you're a hacker when: <BR> <BR> not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one. <BR> <BR> your SO kisses you on the neck and the first thing you think is "Uh, oh, priority interrupt." <BR> <BR> you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing it in octal. <BR> <BR> your computers have a higher street value than your car. <BR> <BR> in your universe, `round numbers' are powers of 2, not 10. <BR> <BR> more than once, you have woken up recalling a dream in some programming language. <BR> <BR> you realize you have never seen half of your best friends.
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paul |
1999-07-13 02:42 |
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Mark Charette |
1999-07-13 03:53 |
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John |
1999-07-13 14:40 |
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STuart |
1999-07-13 16:52 |
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Mark Charette |
1999-07-13 18:17 |
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Don Berger |
1999-07-13 18:22 |
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Dee |
1999-07-13 18:36 |
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Mark Charette |
1999-07-13 19:57 |
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Don Berger |
1999-07-13 20:49 |
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Marci |
1999-07-14 02:54 |
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Hiroshi |
1999-07-14 03:11 |
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Mark Charette |
1999-07-14 03:40 |
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Dee |
1999-07-14 04:29 |
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Don Berger |
1999-07-15 15:44 |
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paul |
1999-07-16 17:02 |
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Fat Albert |
1999-07-18 02:59 |
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brian |
1999-07-21 04:01 |
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Becky |
1999-08-17 02:23 |
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