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Klarinet Archive - Posting 000200.txt from 2004/08

From: Peter Stoll <>
Subj: [kl] screech-stick nightmare
Date: Sun, 8 Aug 2004 15:26:18 -0400

Attention Shadow Cat and all other feline klarinet

Sheena the Canadian Tabby here. I normally love my pet
human but this time he's gone *too* far. We all know
about soprano screech-sticks, and even those
rat-spawned half-soprano screamers. But somehow my
human has discovered the ultimate nightmare. It's
about half the size of the normal screech-stick (my
human left it on a stand until he realized why I was
sharpening my claws) and sounds like a mouse caught in
the middle of one of our cat conclaves! I've had to
resort to hiding in the basement while he howls and
yowls on that little demon. It's armour-piercing! And
can't he tell he's so out of tune he sounds like when
he first started learning to play? That's progress for
you...Alert all our cousins! We have to find the
source of these monsters and chew them up fast before
any more humans stumble on them! I just know those
dirty rats are behind this. This is serious! This must
be that Weapon of Musical Destruction all the humans
have been talking about...

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