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Klarinet Archive - Posting 001140.txt from 2002/06

From: "P S" <yamaha_cs@-----.com>
Subj: Re: [kl] Illiteratates
Date: Sun, 30 Jun 2002 18:41:05 -0400

To Gene Nibbelin:

I agree wholeheartedly. However, I may be able to recommend a solution for
what ails you. Personally, when I spy a misplaced comma or an errant
semicolon my entire person ceases to function normally. I experience blurry
vision, swollen lymph nodes and my bowel control becomes tenuous, at best.
I find that I may only alleviate my suffering by preparing the following
cocktail:

-about 2 grams of Amobarbital (40*50mg tablets)
-generous amounts of vodka/everclear/moonshine/etc.

Combine and enjoy (I think there might be a "shaken, not stirred" joke in
there somewhere).

Mr. Nibbelin, it is truly a credit to our education that we are able to
maintain our composure when confronted with examples of such gross
ignorance.

PS

>From: "Gene Nibbelin" <gnibbelin@-----.com>
>Subject: [kl] Illiteratates Date: Sun, 30 Jun 2002 17:00:24 -0400
>
>To all of you illiterates on the List:
>
>I imagine that I am not the only one on the List who immediately hits the
>delete icon whenever we encounter your improperly capitalized and
>punctuated
>postings. I base my deletion policy on the thought that if you are so
>devoid of the knowledge of the English language that you don't know how to
>write it, anything that you might have to say would be a waste of time
>reading.
>
>Your ignorance may be yet another testimony to the abject failure of our
>public school system or at least your utilization of it.
>
>If you play the clarinet the way that you write, KEEP YOUR DAY JOB.
>
>Gene Nibbelin

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