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Klarinet Archive - Posting 000126.txt from 2001/02

From: (William Wright)
Subj: RE: [kl] Jay Webler is asking for it !!!! (was Greenline)
Date: Mon, 5 Feb 2001 01:54:22 -0500

<><> David Naden wrote:
Bill -- You can't "drum" Jay out of the corps--he's ex-Air Force!

ooops... my error.... let's see.....

Buffet donates some clarinets to the Air Force Band, and a few minutes
before the big football game on a very hot and dry day, the base
commander notices that a groundkeeper is painting the sidelines a bright
green color. Since it's not St. Patrick's day, the commander asks for
an explanation. The groundkeeper explains: "The band director says he
wants green lines on the field today, Sir."

..... there! Do I get a free clarinet for that one?

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