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Klarinet Archive - Posting 001013.txt from 2000/07

From: (William Wright)
Subj: [kl] Mental hazards of clarinet playing
Date: Fri, 28 Jul 2000 20:50:16 -0400

Last night I walked into the pizza joint. One of the two clerks
was sitting atop the counter playing a clarinet. The other was 'tappity
tapping' on the side of the oven with a pair of ladles.

"Hi fellows, can I have a large pepperoni?"

"Naw, we can't make pizzas today."

"Why not?"

"We forgot to order the cheese. Maybe tomorrow, OK?"

....gee willikers, I hope that clarinet playing doesn't do this sort of
thing to *my* mind.

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