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Klarinet Archive - Posting 000349.txt from 2000/07

From: "David B. Niethamer" <>
Subj: Re: [kl] New .MUS and MIDI files available.
Date: Fri, 7 Jul 2000 22:38:52 -0400

on 7/6/00 11:12 PM, Oliver Seely wrote:

>Please don't tell my Mom what I REALLY do when I'm in Paris. She
>thinks I'm a clarinetist in a bordello.

I found this on the orchestra list, and it seems appropriate (especially
after a week of posts about the mistake in the *TENOR SAX* part of a
Sousa March!)

>A letter for Ann Landers from an anonymous man:
> I have a problem concerning my girlfriend whom I want to marry.
> I have two brothers, one is a musician, the other was recently put to
> death in the electric chair for murder. My mother died from suicide due
> to insanity when I was only three years old. My two sisters are both
> call girls, and my father sells drugs to high school and junior high
> students.
> My girlfriend was just released from a reformatory where she served
> after she was accused of smothering her illegitimate child to death.
>I'm really in love with this girl, and want to marry her.
> My problem is this: If I ask her to marry me, how will I tell her
>about my brother who is a musician?

David Niethamer
Principal Clarinet, Richmond Symphony

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