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Klarinet Archive - Posting 000895.txt from 2000/04

Subj: [kl] Challenging Mystery
Date: Thu, 20 Apr 2000 17:31:29 -0400

Don Longacre wrote,
>Walter: Its obviously a mouthpiece but seems to be made of an exotic
>Marble perhaps? (I'm trying to be serious and keep a straight face-I'm
>to "Lobanize" this object but I'm sure she will, any minute now.)

She couldn't resist that most evocative picture, but she was afraid of
contributing to a commercial thread getting out of control, and besides, the
Lobanized response came out about 2000 words too long and much too parlous
close to product defamation to post on a public list....

Actually, I theorized that Walter might have used practical alchemy to
combine polymer and garden slugs into a living mouthpiece that would adapt to
the player's needs, though somewhat... sluggishly. Golly, I'd have hated to
be right about something like that, so I'm glad Walter ended the suspense!

(rhymes with necrophilia)

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