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Klarinet Archive - Posting 001112.txt from 1999/01

Subj: [kl] How to cook a goat
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1999 22:52:21 -0500

Take one goat.
Bonk him in the head, tie a rope around his leg and attach the other end of
the rope to a large, heavy stone to keep the goat from getting away. Throw
goat, rope, stone and all into a boiling cauldron and boil for three days.
On the third day put the fire out. Once the water has cooled enough, take
out the goat, throw him away and eat the rock.
Serve as side dish to one well done conductor.

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