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Klarinet Archive - Posting 000102.txt from 1999/01

Subj: Re: [kl] So I have to tell you about my New Year's gig!
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1999 13:05:11 -0500

In a message dated 1/1/99 10:09:05 AM Central Standard Time,

Ah well. I watched the New Year roll in on my car clock with the heat
high and the local radio station (the only one I could get) playing Cherry
Poppin Daddies, on my way to the Bates Motel (well it just looked like that.
I think it was called The Bald Eagle Motel) where I had half a beer and some
Doritos with the euphonium player and the guitar player while we watched
Seinfeld on HBO.

Teri, thanks for reminding me why I don't play gigs anymore.

My last gig was a policeman's ball where half the men wound puking up their
beer on the dance floor and the women were having eye-gouging fights in the
lobby. The band wanted to leave at 1:00 am but they wouldn't let us. Were we
going to argue with 200 drunk men carrying guns?

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