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Klarinet Archive - Posting 001725.txt from 1998/04

From: "J. Blake Arrington" <JBA7321@-----.EDU>
Subj: Re: [kl] Re:Instrument Jokes
Date: Thu, 30 Apr 1998 07:38:46 -0400

What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra?
The bull has the horns in front and the ass in back.

Two flautists were trying to decide who the best kissers in the
orchestra were. The principal decided to try the tuba player. They
went out and the next day the second chair asked how he was. She
said that it was awful because his big flabby lips just ruined it
The second chair then decided to try a trumpet player. She went out
with him and the next day the principal had the same question. She
said that it was just "so-so."
The principal then decided that the french horn player would have to
be the best of the remaining choices because of that tight pucker.
They went out and the next day the second flautist was dying to know
how it went. The principal said "Well, he wasn't that good of a
kisser, but I loved the way he held me."

J. Blake Arrington
Kappa Kappa Psi--Epsilon Beta Chapter
Alumni Secretary
University of Central Arkansas

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