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Klarinet Archive - Posting 001720.txt from 1998/04

From: "Joshua M. Coleman" <joshcole@-----.Edu>
Subj: Re: [kl] Re:Instrument Jokes
Date: Thu, 30 Apr 1998 07:38:41 -0400

On Wed, 29 Apr 1998, Jason Hsien wrote:

> Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?
> A bassoon burns longer
> What is a burning oboe good for?
> Lighting a bassoon on fire!

Hmm... we don't have anything against double reeds, do we? This is the
second time I've seen both of these jokes on the list.

What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead viola
player in the road? There are skid marks around the snake.

What's the difference between an oboe and an onion? People cry when an
onion is chopped up.

Okay, so I'll admit these are lame. And this seems to be a pattern -- the
more jokes that come in, the lamer they become... well, at least the ones
I'm posting are following this pattern!!

Joshua M. Coleman
(Under construction always because I have NO TIME to do anything with it!)

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to
see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

If an elephant falls, which suffers more: the elephant or the ground?

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