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Klarinet Archive - Posting 001710.txt from 1998/04

From: "Jason Hsien" <>
Subj: Re: [kl] Re:Instrument Jokes
Date: Thu, 30 Apr 1998 07:38:31 -0400

Okay... my personal favorites:

Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?
A bassoon burns longer

What is a burning oboe good for?
Lighting a bassoon on fire!

Gotta love those burning instrument jokes! (especially ones about

"It kind of makes you wonder why man considers himself such a big screaming
-Hobbes, Calvin and Hobbes
"I ated the purple berries! Ohhhh.... It tastes like... burning..."
-Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons (Das Bus)
"You're using 10% of your brain? That's way too much! Dumb is good!"
-Delta Morale Campaign, Brave New World
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